You know... seeing as how the word 'penis' derives such hatred and bloodlust in the majority of the public, ESPECIALLY among this community, i am amazed at how few alternate words there are available to use and subvert the dirtiness of the mental imagery that such a curse word sows in a persons mind.

i propose from now on, i suggest that anyone who reads this begins to address that particular external male organ as a 'plinkerdiddy'. It would mean a lot to me if you did this. Thankyou.