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Hypocrisy thy name is Sidriel
14 years ago
I notice sometimes how explicit my sense of humor is. I often get giggles from discussing sexual situations ironically, but have a pet peeve for people who just talk sex all the time unironically. I am not unsure of myself here by any means. I enjoy making fun of the perverse sexual dialogue that crops up from time to time in my voyages around this society, but am usually very annoyed when people in all seriousness talk to me aout how murry purry Pluto is or whatever. I will talk about horsecock untill the cows come home, but as soon as the undertones reach the point where someone taking part in the conversation is honestly getting aroused by the subject and proceed to talk about the many ways theyd allow it to be plowed up their ass, the conversation ceases to be amusing.
Am i weird or hypocritical or anything here, my good readers? Is it wrong of me to enjoy abusing the power that centuries of cloistered religious societies have encapsulated on a few choice words, but still get peeved by people who proceed to talk about how they would go about subverting that same social convention? Its not like im immune to the sexual miscellania in this fandom, but i dont go about sharing my experiences, pleasures and fetishes in public very often, and when i do, i dont use innuendo or euphamism to make it sound cute, and i NEVER use the numerous words that have become memetic staples in the sexual community here (you know the ones), they are old and fucking cliche, i cringe whenever i see someone use these words unironically.
If anyone can translate what has been said here, can you understand where im coming from? do you get that my sense of humor allows me to poke fun at something without meaning i have a boner for it? maybe a community that only has a textual based communications medium for the mostpart is a bad choice for me in this sense, as it hard to recognise tone of voice in letters. I guess a good way of defining my sexual opinions are as follows:
sexually, i am not very forward, if im talking sex and im being forward, im probably being an asshole. lern it.
Am i weird or hypocritical or anything here, my good readers? Is it wrong of me to enjoy abusing the power that centuries of cloistered religious societies have encapsulated on a few choice words, but still get peeved by people who proceed to talk about how they would go about subverting that same social convention? Its not like im immune to the sexual miscellania in this fandom, but i dont go about sharing my experiences, pleasures and fetishes in public very often, and when i do, i dont use innuendo or euphamism to make it sound cute, and i NEVER use the numerous words that have become memetic staples in the sexual community here (you know the ones), they are old and fucking cliche, i cringe whenever i see someone use these words unironically.
If anyone can translate what has been said here, can you understand where im coming from? do you get that my sense of humor allows me to poke fun at something without meaning i have a boner for it? maybe a community that only has a textual based communications medium for the mostpart is a bad choice for me in this sense, as it hard to recognise tone of voice in letters. I guess a good way of defining my sexual opinions are as follows:
sexually, i am not very forward, if im talking sex and im being forward, im probably being an asshole. lern it.
Put your ruby rocket in my yiff portal so we can murr the night away.
Feeling uncomfortable yet? Or should I mention Jack naked? :B
"OH MURR, look at that IRL horse in that field getting a boner. I would love a hot dicking from that guy", etc. It really IS creepy when people start opening up because they can't tell you're joking, and stuff like that comes out.
i want more dic.