I've created a profile here to test the likelihood of any fur/scale/feather/ooze-blown participants willing to join the Enrichment programs. Certainly we have a participants in many underground groups on various sites, but let's be real here; Furaffinity is a giant host, and almost the central hivemind to you lot, so why not make our (-[my]-) name public and see if we can get an increase in the flood of adventure goers!

So welcome, to ASDOFA! We hope you are willing to take on a few of our tests and get your lazy bums off the pavement and into a brand new Aperture science lead filled jumpsuit for testing of our new technology in development, and all you gotta do is take the blue line when you enter the building for the signing of a phonebook of a contract giving us permission to test you.

If you think you got what it takes to hit up the ranks of one of our lab-boys, take the red line when you enter the building for the signing of a notebook of a contract. Our current development team's project includes the work of citric explosions of lemon-based profiling. Remember, we don't need limes or Oranges. Just the lemons.

If you want to be a bean counter in our divisions office, take the green line and fill the sign in sheet and immediately get to work on locating the address to Life's home, and/or the Black Mesa facility.

Perks prior to joining our division may include, but is not limited to:
Adventures in Science
Experience involving Portal Technology
and 60 bucks. Cash.


So, who's ready to make some Science?