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Welcome, gentlemen, to Aperture Science. Astronauts, war heroes, olympians: you're here because we want the best and you are it. So, who is ready to make some science? Now you already met one another on the Limo ride over so let me introduce myself Im Cave Johnson, I own the place. that eager voice you heard is the lovely Caroline, my assistant. Rest assured she has transfered your honorarium to the charitable organisation of your choice, isn't that right Caroline? She's the backbone of this facility, pretty as a postcard too. Sorry fellas, she's married - to science!
So, welcome to Aperture. You're here because we want the best and you're it. Nope, couldnt keep a straight face.
Please, forward any questions to my lovely assistant,
So, welcome to Aperture. You're here because we want the best and you're it. Nope, couldnt keep a straight face.
Please, forward any questions to my lovely assistant,
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Yes, well... this is quite awkward. (G)
15 years ago
Stress has been getting to me, fellow participants, blame it on the moon rock or something else, I dont care; It wont go away. I require some attention from the Med-Staff..
Hang on... "CAROLINE! Do we even HAVE a Med-Wing??"
Shoot, why is it taking so long for her to answer nowadays.. why is the office suddenly so quiet? Is this even my office? Ah, shit. I think I'm losing it.
Hang on... "CAROLINE! Do we even HAVE a Med-Wing??"
Shoot, why is it taking so long for her to answer nowadays.. why is the office suddenly so quiet? Is this even my office? Ah, shit. I think I'm losing it.
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"They say science is built on the shoulders of giants. Not here! At Aperture we do all our science from scratch. No hand-holding."
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