Stolen from  namelessimp because it looked fun! I love answering questions, especially personal ones, but people never seem to ask them. No idea why. Anyway!

1. This survey gets a little personal; can you handle it?
No, I'm doing this survey at gunpoint, call the cops. :|

2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
Camper. Unchanged from now

Guys don't generally take the last name of the people they marry. :U

I'm not really big on anyone taking new last names anyway.

3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
I don't think so.

4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
2pm today, with my mother.

5. What are you excited for?
There's a new set coming out for Magic!

7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
Wait, to just say they love me, or to say they love me and mean it? They're different answers. The first one, however, is my mother.

8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
My hand. :U

9. Have a best friend?
Not anymore.

10. Are you scared to fall in love?
Not at all. I'd be scared of losing that love, not being in it.

11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
I see no reason why not. I think it's a bit more fleeting for teenagers though, and they aren't really capable of dealing with the things that go along with being in love.

12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
Uuuuuhhhhhhh... His first name is Steven, I believe.

13. What time is it right this second?
7:14:24pm

14. What do you want right now?
Comfort/love. Pizza. Money. Sex. About in that order. I'm a simple guy.

15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
As in, I was in the picture with someone? Uhm... Luke, at Anthrocon last year. Or Immy. Not sure.

16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
I consider myself taken.

17. When was the last time you cried?
Couple of weeks ago, I think.

18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
I think they think so. I don't think so.

19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
Yes. Very.

20. How fast does your mind change?
Depends on what, really. My mood is mercurial at best. I know what's right most of the time, but I can be proven wrong. (this doesn't happen incredibly often)

21. I bet you miss somebody right now.
That's not a question! >:U

... yes.

22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
I think so.

23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
Biological imperatives. People aren't good at telling their loved ones that their sex bores them. People aren't good at handling being told that they're not good at sex. Because they don't love the person they cheated on anymore. Etc.

24. Tell me what's on your mind?
Glad the semester is over, sad that the semester is over, relieved that I'll likely be able to keep my job over the summer, designing a Magic deck, thinking about where I'm going to move next year, thinking about what I might do come winter, if I can.

25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
Next 3 months? Uhm... Well, the semester doesn't start for another 3.5 months, so nothing, really. I might take a trip around the US, but that's iffy.

26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
Who hasn't? Yes, I've been in women's clothing before.

27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
I don't have a number 1 top friend. I don't have any friends.

28. When is your next road trip?
Hopefully never. I hate road trips. Planes are better.

29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
Yup!

30. How's your heart?
Beating steadily, providing blood to the entire body.

*sighs* That's not what you're asking and I know it.

A bit hurt, really. Doing my level best to ignore it. It'll get better soon, I hope.

31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
Never.

32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
No idea.

33. What are you planning on doing after this?
Looking up cards to help design the deck I started in my head.

34. Next time you will kiss someone?
In person? No idea.

35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
No. Well, here. You know if this is addressed at you. I love you. <3

If you have to ask me if it's addressed at you, it's not addressed at you. :|

36. Who do you not get along with?
Stupid people. People acting stupid.

Trust me, a LOT of people fall under this umbrella, on purpose or not.

37. What does you 3rd recent text say?
">:U"

Yes, that's it.

38. What are you wearing right now?
Black shirt, blue jeans, boxers, a necklace. Contacts.

39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
Awkward. I don't think I've spoken to her in three years.

40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
Many years ago.

41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?
I have no idea.

42. How did you feel when you woke up?
I don't know. Awake?

43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
Yes, but it's unlikely to the extreme.

44. Do you crack your knuckles?
Yes.

45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
Sleeping.

46. What are your LEGAL initials?
ALC

47. Who's the first B in your contacts?
For a minute, I didn't think I had a B, but hey, I do! Burt Reynolds, my boss.

48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
A month or so ago.

49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
Seeing as he did that about a month ago, and I didn't 'go after him', no. I don't even attempt to rekindle ended relationships.

50. Explain your last awkward moment?
Goddamnit.

Right now, because the last truly awkward moment isn't exactly something I've shared with a lot of people.

What the hell, only four or five people are going to read this anyway. Congratulations on getting this far, by the way. Talking to my therapist about the time I was sexually assaulted in 4th grade by an older student. No, I don't want to talk about it.

51. Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope! I am afraid of being blind though.

52. Do you have good vision?
I used to! But now I wear contacts. Very weak prescription though, I can still drive without them in.

53. Have you ever tripped someone?
Who hasn't? Of course I have.

54. Have you ever slapped someone?
An open-handed slap? Hmm... probably, although I can't remember an instance of the top of my head. Punched someone? Yes.

55. Are you Irish?
A bit of me is. My father's side of the family has Irish and Scottish in the lineage, though I'm more Italian from my mother's side of the family.

Course, the last three generations on both sides were born in America, so I'm American whether I like it or not.

56. Do you use chap stick?
Nope.

57. Do you have any scars?
Who doesn't? I've got a long one on my right arm, small one on my left wrist, and a dozen different ones on my legs.

58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
Several.

59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
Physically? No. I also don't know the last person I held hands with physically.

60. Name the last person to text you?
Natalie.

61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
Yes.

62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
Yes, all the time.

63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a A?
Yes.

64. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
ALL OF THEM. <8U

Seriously, I move around a lot when I sleep.

65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
Wake up. Go to the bathroom. Swear because I stubbed my toe on something.

Fuck if I know. Even if things went exactly the way I want them to, I won't end up getting married anyway.

66. Do you fall for people easily?
Nope.

67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
Yes. Girl that sits next to me in my Philosophy of Language class hugged me after the final yesterday.

68. Do you miss the way things used to be?
How far back? Recently? No. 3 months ago? No. 6 months ago? No. Since August last year? Yes. Since last year this time? Yes. Since 2 years ago? No. Since 3+ years ago? VERY no.

69. Song you're thinking of right now?
I wasn't thinking of a song when you asked me this question, but the first one to pop into my head was Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, 4th Movement, the Ode to Joy.

70. Want someone back in your life?
Back in my life? No.

71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
Who knows, it's not tomorrow yet.

72. What's the color of the shirt you are wearing?
Black. I said this already.

73. Who was the first friend that you had?
David. He lived just down the street from us when we moved to Texas, when I was 4.

74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
Depends on who's lying to me, and why. The why is honestly more interesting to me.

75. Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
I believe so, yes.

76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
Maybe. To both questions. I don't know.

77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
Yes.

78. What do you wear when you sleep?
Underwear, and occasionally nothing.

79. Are you obsessed with something right now?
Probably. Luckily, I'm obsessed with multiple things, so I can bounce back and forth between those things, and it doesn't look like I'm obsessed with any of them! :D

80. The first person you loved is?
The first person I dated was named Sasha.

81. Something terrible happened with you?
Who hasn't had something terrible happen to them?

82. You are locked up with someone you love, what happens?
SHENANIGANS. <3

83. If you could wish something, what would it be?
For a lot of money, because that would enable me to do the things I would wish for if I wasn't allowed to wish for money.

84. Ever forced someone to do something?
Yes, in every way possible. Blackmail, emotional manipulation, physically, etc.

85. When you are alone, what do you think about?
"All day every day, what do you think about?"

Of course, that's a slight exaggeration. The future, my day, how I'm feeling, why someone said this, my relationship, what I'm gonna do the next day, that sort of thing.

86. How was your first kiss?
Good? It was Truth or Dare.

87. What's your favorite music genre?
Classical.

88. Are you going to tag people to do this?
Not at all.