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1-4. Where are you staying? What day are you getting there? How are you traveling? Who will you be rooming with?
My house, as I live here in Pittsburgh. I got here June 1, 2013. I'll drive over to the convention center. I suppose I'll let my girlfriend room with me.
5. How is the best way to find you?
I'm the misanthrope in the fabulous red coat and a cane.
6. Are there any panels you might be attending?
Plenty! The plan, thus far, is to attend the following:
Friday:
10:30a – Opening ceremonies
1:30p – Art 1-oh Something
5:30p – Description and Scene
6:30p – 2’s rant
Saturday:
4:00p – Voice Actors Needed!
7:00p – Uncle Kage’s story hour
10:00p – Writing After Dark (Maybe. I like sleep.)
Sunday:
10:00a – Fantasy
11:30 – Science Fiction
3:30 – Kage 2-gether Charity Event
7-8. What do you look like? Will you be suiting?
This, but in a fabulous red coat. No suit, though I have a tail.
9-11. Do you do free art? Do you do trades? Do you do badges?
I'm perfectly willing to draw stuff for you for free, for trade, or for money!
Though, in the interest of fairness, I should note that I am not an artist.
12-13. What is your gender? How tall are you?
Direct all questions about gender to my PR guy. He'll be happy to ignore you.
I'm a short guy at 5'3".
14. Can I talk to you?
I feel like the sort of person that needs to ask this question is the same sort of person that would ask it while you're trying to pee.
Alright, just don't interrupt on-going conversations. Also, if I'm sitting in a quiet corner alone (or with just Impy), I'm either gathering my thoughts and/or trying to calm down. I'm not very open to conversation then. I'm told I'm very polite though (damn southern manners beaten into me), so you'll get curt responses if you bother me anyway. Aside from that, sure!
Especially for flattery. I love it when people compliment the coat. It's sexy.
15. Can I touch you?
Again, I feel like the sort of person that needs to ask this question is the same sort of person that would ask it while you're trying to pee.
16. Can I visit your room?
No. Fuck no. Come near my house and I will stab you.
Unless I invited you there, of course.
17. Can I buy you drinks?
No, but you can give me the cash equivalent of the drink you were going to buy me if I had said yes.
18. Can I give you stuff?
I love free stuff! The best kind of stuff is free.
19. Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Please refer to this helpful infographic for proper hugging and snuggling techniques.
20. Are you nice?
People keep saying I am. I do know I'm polite, which people apparently confuse for being nice nowadays.
So... maybe? I dunno.
21. Do you have an artist table?
Sort of. I'll be helping Impy out when she's at her table, and I hereby claim every table that remains unclaimed during the convention.
22. Will you be going to parties?
No. Instead, I shall be hosting a party! 8D
It's in my pants. ;D
You're not invited.
23. Will you be performing?
Maneuver 14-B is quite the sight, but you'd have to be quite lucky to see it. Or hella attractive.
24. If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Scream like a ten-year-old girl would upon seeing her favorite boy band member, then sprint exactly 47 meters away to badly hide behind the smallest object you see.
25. Where will you be most of the time during the day?
Wandering around the Dealer's Den! I'm one of those people that like to make two or three or eight rounds around before deciding what to get at the convention. I fully expect to annoy the shit out of Impy during this time.
Aside from that, following the interesting things, staying away from the thicker crowds.
26. What/where will you be eating?
I will be eating pizza, pizza, and more pizza. Monte Cello's will be visited, as will a Ben & Jerry's!
27. Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Sometimes. I don't mind, for example, going to Monte Cello's with a bunch of people, and I've had people follow me around without complaining too much. On the other hand, I do like my quiet time and I don't really like people very much.
28. Can I look in your sketchbook?
Sure, I'll be carrying around some art you can look through.
29. Can I draw in your sketchbook?
I doubt I'll have any blank paper around, but if I do, feel free to doodle in it.
30. Can I take your picture?
Absolutely! Where will you be taking it?
31. What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
... people go to cons with goals? I just want to have fun, fuck.
My house, as I live here in Pittsburgh. I got here June 1, 2013. I'll drive over to the convention center. I suppose I'll let my girlfriend room with me.
5. How is the best way to find you?
I'm the misanthrope in the fabulous red coat and a cane.
6. Are there any panels you might be attending?
Plenty! The plan, thus far, is to attend the following:
Friday:
10:30a – Opening ceremonies
1:30p – Art 1-oh Something
5:30p – Description and Scene
6:30p – 2’s rant
Saturday:
4:00p – Voice Actors Needed!
7:00p – Uncle Kage’s story hour
10:00p – Writing After Dark (Maybe. I like sleep.)
Sunday:
10:00a – Fantasy
11:30 – Science Fiction
3:30 – Kage 2-gether Charity Event
7-8. What do you look like? Will you be suiting?
This, but in a fabulous red coat. No suit, though I have a tail.
9-11. Do you do free art? Do you do trades? Do you do badges?
I'm perfectly willing to draw stuff for you for free, for trade, or for money!
Though, in the interest of fairness, I should note that I am not an artist.
12-13. What is your gender? How tall are you?
Direct all questions about gender to my PR guy. He'll be happy to ignore you.
I'm a short guy at 5'3".
14. Can I talk to you?
I feel like the sort of person that needs to ask this question is the same sort of person that would ask it while you're trying to pee.
Alright, just don't interrupt on-going conversations. Also, if I'm sitting in a quiet corner alone (or with just Impy), I'm either gathering my thoughts and/or trying to calm down. I'm not very open to conversation then. I'm told I'm very polite though (damn southern manners beaten into me), so you'll get curt responses if you bother me anyway. Aside from that, sure!
Especially for flattery. I love it when people compliment the coat. It's sexy.
15. Can I touch you?
Again, I feel like the sort of person that needs to ask this question is the same sort of person that would ask it while you're trying to pee.
16. Can I visit your room?
No. Fuck no. Come near my house and I will stab you.
Unless I invited you there, of course.
17. Can I buy you drinks?
No, but you can give me the cash equivalent of the drink you were going to buy me if I had said yes.
18. Can I give you stuff?
I love free stuff! The best kind of stuff is free.
19. Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Please refer to this helpful infographic for proper hugging and snuggling techniques.
20. Are you nice?
People keep saying I am. I do know I'm polite, which people apparently confuse for being nice nowadays.
So... maybe? I dunno.
21. Do you have an artist table?
Sort of. I'll be helping Impy out when she's at her table, and I hereby claim every table that remains unclaimed during the convention.
22. Will you be going to parties?
No. Instead, I shall be hosting a party! 8D
It's in my pants. ;D
You're not invited.
23. Will you be performing?
Maneuver 14-B is quite the sight, but you'd have to be quite lucky to see it. Or hella attractive.
24. If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Scream like a ten-year-old girl would upon seeing her favorite boy band member, then sprint exactly 47 meters away to badly hide behind the smallest object you see.
25. Where will you be most of the time during the day?
Wandering around the Dealer's Den! I'm one of those people that like to make two or three or eight rounds around before deciding what to get at the convention. I fully expect to annoy the shit out of Impy during this time.
Aside from that, following the interesting things, staying away from the thicker crowds.
26. What/where will you be eating?
I will be eating pizza, pizza, and more pizza. Monte Cello's will be visited, as will a Ben & Jerry's!
27. Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Sometimes. I don't mind, for example, going to Monte Cello's with a bunch of people, and I've had people follow me around without complaining too much. On the other hand, I do like my quiet time and I don't really like people very much.
28. Can I look in your sketchbook?
Sure, I'll be carrying around some art you can look through.
29. Can I draw in your sketchbook?
I doubt I'll have any blank paper around, but if I do, feel free to doodle in it.
30. Can I take your picture?
Absolutely! Where will you be taking it?
31. What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
... people go to cons with goals? I just want to have fun, fuck.
No. Instead, I shall be hosting a party! 8D
It's in my pants. ;D
You're not invited
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... :C
WHO SAID YOU'RE EVEN INVITED?