I haven't posted a single journal since the last time I posted an Anthrocon journal. Yay me!

1-4. Where are you staying? What day are you getting there? How are you traveling? Who will you be rooming with?

I'll be sleeping in my bed, in my bedroom, in my house, because I live in Pittsburgh. Specifically, I live in the Greenfield neighborhood, approximately three miles away from the convention center. I've been living here for the last three years. I will, however, drive to con every day, because it's three miles away.

 namelessimp will be sleeping in that bed with me!  KolbeJack will be sleeping on the couch.

5. How is the best way to find you?

By looking for me.

6. Are there any panels you might be attending?

Yes!

But I haven't actually looked at the schedule yet and don't know what events are planned. I mean, Uncle Kage's Story Hour and 2's Rant, to be sure, but I don't know what else. Stuff! Things!

7-8. What do you look like? Will you be suiting?

This!, but in a fabulous red coat. Also, I have sideburns now. I probably won't be flipping you off, but I wouldn't rule it out.

To be fair, if someone is flipping you off, it's probably me. Especially if said someone is nude at the time as well.

9-11. Do you do free art? Do you do trades? Do you do badges?

I'm perfectly willing to draw stuff for you for free, for trade, or for money!

Though, in the interest of fairness, I should note that I am not an artist.

12-13. What is your gender? How tall are you?

Direct all questions about gender to my PR guy. He'll be happy to ignore you.

I'm a short guy at 5'3".

14. Can I talk to you?

I'm not exactly the friendliest person. I'm fairly polite, but in all honesty, I probably don't want to. I will, but I won't be happy about it. But! Impy has a table at the Artist Alley, and I'll be helping her out occasionally. When I am, I am more than happy to be the salesman I am. I'm a charismatic bastard.

15. Can I touch you?

Where?

No.

16. Can I visit your room?

No. Fuck no. Come near my house and I will stab you.

17. Can I buy you drinks?

No, but you can give me the cash equivalent of the drink you were going to buy me if I had said yes.

18. Can I give you stuff?

Depends on the stuff. Money? Blowjobs? Free artwork? Yes. Your phone number? Your virginity? No.

19. Can I hug or snuggle with you?

Unless your name is Impy, no.

20. Are you nice?

I'm chaotic neutral.

21. Do you have an artist table?

Impy does! I'll be at it sometimes.

22. Will you be going to parties?

James Madison said no parties.

HA IT'S A POLITICAL HISTORY JOKE

23. Will you be performing?

Maneuver 14-B is quite the sight, but you'd have to be quite lucky to see it. Or hella attractive.

24. If I see you, how should I get your attention?

Are you so socially inept that you seriously need people to tell you how to get their attention?

25. Where will you be most of the time during the day?

Wandering around the Dealer's Den! I'm one of those people that like to make two or three or eight rounds around before deciding what to get at the convention. I fully expect to annoy the shit out of Impy during this time.

Aside from that, following the interesting things, staying away from the thicker crowds.

26. What/where will you be eating?

I will eat pizza at my house. Maybe even steak!

27. Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?

Sometimes. I don't mind, for example, going to Monte Cello's with a bunch of people, and I've had people follow me around without complaining too much. On the other hand, I do like my quiet time and I don't really like people very much.

28. Can I look in your sketchbook?

Sure, I'll be carrying around some art you can look through.

29. Can I draw in your sketchbook?

I doubt I'll have any blank paper around, but if I do, feel free to doodle in it.

30. Can I take your picture?

Absolutely! Where will you be taking it?

31. What's your goal(s) for the con this year?

Make progress towards taking over the world!