State of the Orion address.
14 years ago
*taps microphone to ensure proper receptivity*
Hello my fellow Furries.
I come before you this day, to address the current state of affairs for Orion. As you all may have been aware, Orion is very bad at updates that could even be slightly misconstrued as frequent, even if squinted at. So please be patient, and bear with this Golden Retriever, as he talks about whatever has been going on in his life.
If you have more important things to be doing, this is the time to change the channel to Fox. Because its the only TV station thats explicitly furry without being.
First off... I'm not single! *hears gasps from the pre-assembled group, who are responding to the queue card held up out of camera range* I have been in a relationship for the past 6 months with someone of amazing depth, intelligence, and beauty. Please let me introduce you to Courtney. *camera pans over, allowing Courtney enough time to give a dazzling smile and wave subduedly to the TV audience* She makes me want to be a better person, which is the highest praise any person in a relationship can give. And now for the big shock... She's not a furry! :D What can I say, when you find someone so amazing, you can't hold a little thing like them not being a furry against them... too much. ;)
I am going to be at AC! OMGOMGOMG!!! :D And!!! Courtney will be with me! I told you she's awesome. ^^ So feel free to come up and say hi to us both. She is excited to see what the whole 'furry con' experience is like, even though she is not a furry... yet. (when you read this please don't hit me too hard my deer, er dear)
And as well.... I'll have a fursuit!! *dies happy* :D It's a surprise sorta, so if you don't know, just wait till after con, and if you do know, don't tell. :3
I'm currently working in a health and wellness store for a simply AMAZING company. I just love all the information I'm getting my paws onto. Seriously, its wicked awesome ^^
Um... There's mroe stuff i'm forgetting. But dont worry, i'll post something within the next 5 years updating again :D
Hello my fellow Furries.
I come before you this day, to address the current state of affairs for Orion. As you all may have been aware, Orion is very bad at updates that could even be slightly misconstrued as frequent, even if squinted at. So please be patient, and bear with this Golden Retriever, as he talks about whatever has been going on in his life.
If you have more important things to be doing, this is the time to change the channel to Fox. Because its the only TV station thats explicitly furry without being.
First off... I'm not single! *hears gasps from the pre-assembled group, who are responding to the queue card held up out of camera range* I have been in a relationship for the past 6 months with someone of amazing depth, intelligence, and beauty. Please let me introduce you to Courtney. *camera pans over, allowing Courtney enough time to give a dazzling smile and wave subduedly to the TV audience* She makes me want to be a better person, which is the highest praise any person in a relationship can give. And now for the big shock... She's not a furry! :D What can I say, when you find someone so amazing, you can't hold a little thing like them not being a furry against them... too much. ;)
I am going to be at AC! OMGOMGOMG!!! :D And!!! Courtney will be with me! I told you she's awesome. ^^ So feel free to come up and say hi to us both. She is excited to see what the whole 'furry con' experience is like, even though she is not a furry... yet. (when you read this please don't hit me too hard my deer, er dear)
And as well.... I'll have a fursuit!! *dies happy* :D It's a surprise sorta, so if you don't know, just wait till after con, and if you do know, don't tell. :3
I'm currently working in a health and wellness store for a simply AMAZING company. I just love all the information I'm getting my paws onto. Seriously, its wicked awesome ^^
Um... There's mroe stuff i'm forgetting. But dont worry, i'll post something within the next 5 years updating again :D
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