So yeah, they tried to beam me up but I was too fat and after the 3rd attempt, they said "Fuck it, we take someone else up here!" So I'm still here and hell isn't that bad, at least there is Heavy Metal music down there. If you got beamed up, congrats, but I doubt that god would take up anyone from the fandom, who would want all the drama up there? XDDDDDDD

Edit: Look who showed up at my house

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTuaWylaSCg

When he heard that "Hell on Earth 2011" was cancelled, he was very disappointed and asked for a beer and some money for the bus home...