Noteworthy quotes of today include:

A: "Man its hot"
B: "Here, let me fan you with this cardboard."
A: "ooh, that feels good"
C: "here, I'll blow you" *blows air at A*
A: "Sorry, B, your fan just isn't cutting it anymore, I like being blown by C better"
C: *Blush*

A: "Man, why won't this thing budge?"
B: "Just pull out, A. It's not that hard."
A: "I have four kids and 9 grand babies at the age of 40, don't you tell me its easy to pull out."

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Also, 8000 pageviews have come and gone and nobody got a screen capture of it. So sad. Ah well, better luck next K :p