So it's hot as fuck outside.

I go out there, and start mowing the grass ( was going to do it yesterday, but 3 pulls in trying to get the engine to start and the chord snaps, so dad had to go out and get a new one and repair it) anyways, I mow the front yard first. go though our little side area, and mow the back yard.

Turn the thing off, waltz back out to the front and look around in my drive way. 5 seconds later, all of the local tornado sirens go off at the same time. First thought though my mind. "well fuck, better go gear up for the zombie invasion"

Then I realize it's the first Tuesday of the month, and it's 10am, the standard time for the tornado siren tests here.