AnthroConFuck
14 years ago
Where are you staying?
Apparently the comfort inn.
What day are you getting there?
Thursday?
Who will you be with?
Some fags





Who will you hang out with during the convention?
I will be that guy in the corner that doesn't talk to anybody
Are there any panels you might be attending?
No. Get out of here why am I even going to this.
Are you attending any stage or public performances?
Only if I get to see people do backflips.
Will you be suiting?
Yes! Do not look for Ori, because I will be wearing my Shawn suit to cover all of my bright red panda fur.
Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
The Shawn suit. Maybe also my murrsuit of Shawn. Hit me up babes ;D
What is your gender?
I think I have a penis
How old are you?
Not old enough
How tall are you?
Idunno. 5'11"? I think I go by that.
...who cares?
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
This has nothing to do with the con I'm not looking go away creepy furries >:I
Can I talk to you?
If I don't punch you as you walk towards me, you're clear for landing.
Can I touch you?
...I...I guess...? Don't worry I'll let you know when you're crossing a line >:I
How can I find you?
I guess I'll probably be wearing a top hat, and by request my shutter shades. Also I'll be the guy standing in the corner not talking.
Can I visit your room?
I would be personally offended if everyone I know didn't have an orgy party in there while everyone else is away.
Can I buy you drinks?
NOT LEGAL TO DRINK ALCOHOL so if you want to uh...be sneaky about it ;D Or if you want to get my pants off.
You guys were given fair warning if you want to do illegal things with me.
Can I give you stuff?
Anything but your virginity. I don't want that.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I think it's extremely awkward 99% of the time if I'm in my Shawn suit. Sorry.
Are you nice?
Are you creepy? There is an inverse relationship between the answers to these two questions.
How long are you going?
Like for a really long time I'm going to want to kill somebody by the end I'm sure.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Sad to say I'd respond best to Shawn or... Lil Red >> You know what just stick with Shawn and maybe do a cartwheel. I like those.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
In that corner. Over there.
What/where will you be eating?
What/wherever people decide to take me.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
I...guess? Can't see why you would want to. I mean fuck no one's even reading this.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
If by sketchbook, you mean pants, yes.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
If by draw, you mean grope, yes.
Can I take your picture?
Please do! Though I may hate most furries, and talking to most people, I sure do love myself. Feel free to make a giant collage of pictures of me and just post it all over the internet.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
My...goal? Hey, if I make it through this con without punching somebody, I'll be good. Progress!
And whatevs you cannot hit people
Also don't give me a reason to look in your sketchbook and tear out all the pages.
The works in there have a lot of fans you know
So many +fav's
I kid. Great answers.
Maybe if I just turned my bed around I'd be a happier person