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So yeah.
14 years ago
So I met a cute girl at the pharmacy yesterday. Apparently she went to my school and we graduated together. Problem is she's only here for the summer and will be back off to college in fall. Which is a shame, because it was pretty clear she still likes me (I was actually absurdly popular in high school despite being shy), and seems really nice.
Of course, her being a girl, our conversation sent me straight back to my early days of puberty in terms of awkwardness. I mentioned this in a comment on a story, but despite being an adult, and having a real job now, I still can't talk to girls. Or at least not on romantic terms. Like I work with women and one of my co-workers is about my age, too, but that's a business relationship, not a prospective romantic one. If she showed any interest in me, work would get really awkward really fast.
So that's why I write male work. I'm meh on furry females and will probably never do anything with one because they just don't interest me, and I mean at all. Furry males are @-,@ for me, and furry males with human males are just peachy, although human males on their own are, if I'm being honest, marginally better than furry females. Not like, I wanna go out RIGHT NOW and get a boyfriend, but I can watch maybe a few minutes at a time of gay porn before all the cheese gets to me, which is more than I could guess for most people I can think of. I just can't watch anything with a woman in it because, well, yeah, I get really embarrassed. I am such a prude. XD
But yeah, all my male work is about relationships, and the couple straight stories I've done are about relationships, despite the fact the only one I've released started out as a male thing and got converted (and please, really do tell me if you find any gender issues in there, since I found one right at the beginning MONTHS after I put it up) and the other biggest one has been in the works since, well, about my second month writing this stuff, on and off. I can write stuff about guys because it's less embarrassing. Guys are just more chill in general and more approachable, and while I do have a good handle on how girls think and have been told I write them well, when it comes to porn, guys are just, well, more approachable.
I guess you could say I can write gay porn because it means less to me. Not that I don't see homosexuality as valid; love is love, no matter who it's with. It's just, outside of men with fur or scales, it's not really who I feel I'd like to end up with. I do intend to settle down with a nice girl someday. Even someday soon if this job works out (which I pray to God it does, because I'm not 18 anymore and not getting any younger). Maybe have 2.5 kids when we're ready (I have a weak stomach and handling my cat is hard enough, but I do do great with kids and my cat is basically my baby), a couple cars, and we'll keep cats instead of dogs, because cats are just more chill. Nothing stale like white picket fences, but a nice ranch-style house in a nice neighborhood with a decent back yard and some nice trees for shade.
So I guess this is just sort of a personal thing that I was thinking about, and I'm putting it here so you guys might get to know me better. I haven't really opened up here until now and I still really don't feel like a part of the furry community, or even really this community, but for those of you who have stayed with me and watched me for a while, I guess this is a small look at my hopes and dreams, some of my flaws, or maybe virtues depending on how you think of it, and a better look at me personally.
Of course, her being a girl, our conversation sent me straight back to my early days of puberty in terms of awkwardness. I mentioned this in a comment on a story, but despite being an adult, and having a real job now, I still can't talk to girls. Or at least not on romantic terms. Like I work with women and one of my co-workers is about my age, too, but that's a business relationship, not a prospective romantic one. If she showed any interest in me, work would get really awkward really fast.
So that's why I write male work. I'm meh on furry females and will probably never do anything with one because they just don't interest me, and I mean at all. Furry males are @-,@ for me, and furry males with human males are just peachy, although human males on their own are, if I'm being honest, marginally better than furry females. Not like, I wanna go out RIGHT NOW and get a boyfriend, but I can watch maybe a few minutes at a time of gay porn before all the cheese gets to me, which is more than I could guess for most people I can think of. I just can't watch anything with a woman in it because, well, yeah, I get really embarrassed. I am such a prude. XD
But yeah, all my male work is about relationships, and the couple straight stories I've done are about relationships, despite the fact the only one I've released started out as a male thing and got converted (and please, really do tell me if you find any gender issues in there, since I found one right at the beginning MONTHS after I put it up) and the other biggest one has been in the works since, well, about my second month writing this stuff, on and off. I can write stuff about guys because it's less embarrassing. Guys are just more chill in general and more approachable, and while I do have a good handle on how girls think and have been told I write them well, when it comes to porn, guys are just, well, more approachable.
I guess you could say I can write gay porn because it means less to me. Not that I don't see homosexuality as valid; love is love, no matter who it's with. It's just, outside of men with fur or scales, it's not really who I feel I'd like to end up with. I do intend to settle down with a nice girl someday. Even someday soon if this job works out (which I pray to God it does, because I'm not 18 anymore and not getting any younger). Maybe have 2.5 kids when we're ready (I have a weak stomach and handling my cat is hard enough, but I do do great with kids and my cat is basically my baby), a couple cars, and we'll keep cats instead of dogs, because cats are just more chill. Nothing stale like white picket fences, but a nice ranch-style house in a nice neighborhood with a decent back yard and some nice trees for shade.
So I guess this is just sort of a personal thing that I was thinking about, and I'm putting it here so you guys might get to know me better. I haven't really opened up here until now and I still really don't feel like a part of the furry community, or even really this community, but for those of you who have stayed with me and watched me for a while, I guess this is a small look at my hopes and dreams, some of my flaws, or maybe virtues depending on how you think of it, and a better look at me personally.
