Old Guys
14 years ago
Don't be weird. Thanks.
They like my tits.
I'm not sure what to think of that.
I'm not sure what to think of that.
FA+

Is it one I can't control? No.
Will I look? Yes.
Will I stare? Only if said tits are rather remarkable.
Will I apologize for looking or staring? Nope.
Will I be honest about it? DAAAAAAMNED strait.
...it's 'cause I'm old.
but accidentally do it in a lecherous way
Then I walked past him again leaving the convenience store, which I said "Haha Dejavu!" and he said "Life is beautiful."
Of course, I was wearing a tank top, 'cause it's HOT OUT and he was probably oogling my tits xP
Probably because I'm a guy
So walk around topless and people will be too afraid to ogle your awesome rack.
So they stare C:
maybe one day they'll catch a hooker and then they'll be good to go
also, I'm sorry? D: