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18 years ago
A - Available?: The way I've come to see it, the less I have to do with romantic feelings, the better for everyone.
A - Age: 23
A - Annoyance: The sound of other people eating. Really, really gets under my skin.
B - Best Friends?: Age, Tom and Besty, one would have to suppose.
B - Bar: Trillians, I suppose.
B - Birthday?: 18/12/1983
C - Crush: Every time I allow myself one it ends up making a mangled ruin of my heart. As above, fuck romance.
C - Car: I ride a bicycle. I like my ass fit, not flabby. Cars do that. Not because they make you lazy, but because of an ingenious pervasive energy field installed by the evil Snack Food / Big Oil / Sports Shoes consortium.
C - Cat: Rosie the cat. HER CUTENESS LEVEL, IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
D - Dead Pets Name(s): Tibby, Topsie, Lady, Gemma, Goldie, Whitie
D - Dad's Name: Alan
D - Dog(s): Nein.
E - Easiest person to talk to: Age.
E - Eggs: Scrambled. LOTS OF SALT!
E - Email: starlight2098[at]googlemail.com
F - Favorite color?: Green
F - Food: 12" Vegetarian Pizza with extra Cheese and Mushrooms.
F - Foreign Slang: Shise-kopf.
G - Gummy Bears or Worms: I say thee NAY!
G - God: I'm as unqualified to comment as any other mortal.
G - Good Times: High times.
H - Hair Color: Light Brown, I suppose. It was once blonde.
H - Height: 5'6"
H - Happy: When I'm not at work.
I - Ice Cream: Evil, fat-making, nutritionally worthless... erm... Mint Choc Chip. z: j
I - Instrument: Fretboardless MIDI Synthesiser Electric Guitar (it fucking should exist.)
I - Idol: All in my head.
J - Jewelry: I hate stuff being on me.
J - Job: Technical Help Desk for BT Vision. *Weeps blood.*
J - Jokes: The Bear and Rabbit joke, The Ladder to Success.
K - Kids: I beleive they need to be protected but I don't want to be anywhere near the fuckers.
K - Karate: Powerful, but far too rigid. You'll never pull it off drunk.
K - Kung Fu: Really cool. In every respect.
L - Love: Has a lot to fucking answer for.
L - Longest Car Ride: Newcastle to Leicester.
L - Lipstick or Chapstick: Shitstick or bullshit?
M - Milk Flavor: BUARK.
M - Mother's Name: Maureen
M - Movie Last Watched: That I finished watching? Grindhouse: Planet Terror
N - Number of Siblings: Two older brothers, 12 and 14 years older than me.
N - Northern or Southern: Northern.
N - Name: Christopher Muir, of the Clan Muir.
O - One Wish: Eternal youth. Fuck you. z: )
O - One Phobia?: The Blob.
O - Otter Pop: I don't know what this is, but it sounds needlessly cruel. z: )
P - Parents, are they married or divorced: Married.
P - Part of your appearance you like best: ...you can't make me choose...
P - Part of your personality you like best: Never quite being all there. It defers much responsibility.
Q - Quick or Slow?: One, then the other, then one, then the other...
Q - Queer or Straight?: Bi... but with no female experience. Working on it. Not very hard though.
Q - Queen or King?: Jack. z: )
R - Reason to smile: It's better. Just better.
R - Reality TV Show: Le sigh.
R - Right or Left: LEFT.
S - Song Last Heard: Radiohead - Stop Whispering
S - Season: Winter.
S - Series: Naruto.
T - Time you wok'e up: 11:15
T - Time Now: 22:58
T - Time for bed: Unlimited, for I have no work tomorrow.
U - Unknown: What am I meant to do?
U - Unicorns: I hate horses. These things are therefore a fucking nightmare.
U - You are?: Starlight. Fox, lad, Geordie, Musician, Writer, Lethargist, Socialist, Hippy, Nothing.
V - Vegetable you hate: They all taste like shit and base metals.
V - Vegetable you love: Celery. For it has no taste and is vaguely refreshing without making me feel fat.
V - View on Politics: Basically, we have to rip everything down to make everything right and that would cost far too many lives. I fear most of us are going to have to die for the future to survive, sometimes. That realisation makes me very, very, sad.
W- Worst Habit: Never getting around to anything.
W- Where are you going to travel next: Wherever I can. IF MY SHIFTS EVER FUCKING LET ME.
W- What's up?: well, I'm now depressed about work.
X - X-Rays: A useful frequency crystal in Eve online. Green beams. Mix them with ultraviolet and together with the black of space you have my three favourite colours.
X - X-Rated: The pictures you'll never see.
X - XYZ: X-Rated Yoga Zen II, THE REVENGE!
Y - Year you were born: 1983
Y - Year it is now: 2007
Y - Yellow?: The colour of fear.
Z - Zoo Animal: In Soviet Foxes' head, Animal Zoo's you.
Z - Zodiac: Saggitarious
Z - Zoolander?: It was a larff. Not much of one mind you.
A - Age: 23
A - Annoyance: The sound of other people eating. Really, really gets under my skin.
B - Best Friends?: Age, Tom and Besty, one would have to suppose.
B - Bar: Trillians, I suppose.
B - Birthday?: 18/12/1983
C - Crush: Every time I allow myself one it ends up making a mangled ruin of my heart. As above, fuck romance.
C - Car: I ride a bicycle. I like my ass fit, not flabby. Cars do that. Not because they make you lazy, but because of an ingenious pervasive energy field installed by the evil Snack Food / Big Oil / Sports Shoes consortium.
C - Cat: Rosie the cat. HER CUTENESS LEVEL, IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
D - Dead Pets Name(s): Tibby, Topsie, Lady, Gemma, Goldie, Whitie
D - Dad's Name: Alan
D - Dog(s): Nein.
E - Easiest person to talk to: Age.
E - Eggs: Scrambled. LOTS OF SALT!
E - Email: starlight2098[at]googlemail.com
F - Favorite color?: Green
F - Food: 12" Vegetarian Pizza with extra Cheese and Mushrooms.
F - Foreign Slang: Shise-kopf.
G - Gummy Bears or Worms: I say thee NAY!
G - God: I'm as unqualified to comment as any other mortal.
G - Good Times: High times.
H - Hair Color: Light Brown, I suppose. It was once blonde.
H - Height: 5'6"
H - Happy: When I'm not at work.
I - Ice Cream: Evil, fat-making, nutritionally worthless... erm... Mint Choc Chip. z: j
I - Instrument: Fretboardless MIDI Synthesiser Electric Guitar (it fucking should exist.)
I - Idol: All in my head.
J - Jewelry: I hate stuff being on me.
J - Job: Technical Help Desk for BT Vision. *Weeps blood.*
J - Jokes: The Bear and Rabbit joke, The Ladder to Success.
K - Kids: I beleive they need to be protected but I don't want to be anywhere near the fuckers.
K - Karate: Powerful, but far too rigid. You'll never pull it off drunk.
K - Kung Fu: Really cool. In every respect.
L - Love: Has a lot to fucking answer for.
L - Longest Car Ride: Newcastle to Leicester.
L - Lipstick or Chapstick: Shitstick or bullshit?
M - Milk Flavor: BUARK.
M - Mother's Name: Maureen
M - Movie Last Watched: That I finished watching? Grindhouse: Planet Terror
N - Number of Siblings: Two older brothers, 12 and 14 years older than me.
N - Northern or Southern: Northern.
N - Name: Christopher Muir, of the Clan Muir.
O - One Wish: Eternal youth. Fuck you. z: )
O - One Phobia?: The Blob.
O - Otter Pop: I don't know what this is, but it sounds needlessly cruel. z: )
P - Parents, are they married or divorced: Married.
P - Part of your appearance you like best: ...you can't make me choose...
P - Part of your personality you like best: Never quite being all there. It defers much responsibility.
Q - Quick or Slow?: One, then the other, then one, then the other...
Q - Queer or Straight?: Bi... but with no female experience. Working on it. Not very hard though.
Q - Queen or King?: Jack. z: )
R - Reason to smile: It's better. Just better.
R - Reality TV Show: Le sigh.
R - Right or Left: LEFT.
S - Song Last Heard: Radiohead - Stop Whispering
S - Season: Winter.
S - Series: Naruto.
T - Time you wok'e up: 11:15
T - Time Now: 22:58
T - Time for bed: Unlimited, for I have no work tomorrow.
U - Unknown: What am I meant to do?
U - Unicorns: I hate horses. These things are therefore a fucking nightmare.
U - You are?: Starlight. Fox, lad, Geordie, Musician, Writer, Lethargist, Socialist, Hippy, Nothing.
V - Vegetable you hate: They all taste like shit and base metals.
V - Vegetable you love: Celery. For it has no taste and is vaguely refreshing without making me feel fat.
V - View on Politics: Basically, we have to rip everything down to make everything right and that would cost far too many lives. I fear most of us are going to have to die for the future to survive, sometimes. That realisation makes me very, very, sad.
W- Worst Habit: Never getting around to anything.
W- Where are you going to travel next: Wherever I can. IF MY SHIFTS EVER FUCKING LET ME.
W- What's up?: well, I'm now depressed about work.
X - X-Rays: A useful frequency crystal in Eve online. Green beams. Mix them with ultraviolet and together with the black of space you have my three favourite colours.
X - X-Rated: The pictures you'll never see.
X - XYZ: X-Rated Yoga Zen II, THE REVENGE!
Y - Year you were born: 1983
Y - Year it is now: 2007
Y - Yellow?: The colour of fear.
Z - Zoo Animal: In Soviet Foxes' head, Animal Zoo's you.
Z - Zodiac: Saggitarious
Z - Zoolander?: It was a larff. Not much of one mind you.
Wait, which bit? z: )