Nothing as thrilling as retards getting arrested, but far more unpleasent. My co-worker's foster dog, a 10 year old, black german sheppard suffered a catastrophic bloat. In less than 50 minutes she went from normal, to deceased. I have seen dogs bloat, but never that quickly. My poor co-worker was driving her to emergency surgery, but the poor pooch didn't make it there in time. Her remains will be cremated, and her ashes returned to her foster mom.