December 3rd? Oh boy! Super Smash Bros. Brawl comes out NOT today! I'm so NOT excited, I'm NOT going to have trouble sleeping tonight. This morning, I decided to NOT go out to the store and make sure I get a copy immediately. I DIDN'T have to make sure I had a copy to play for the release tournament I was about to NOT have and invited 15 friends over to months in advance. I spent all day NOT playing it. Its the most awesome game I DON'T own. I sure am glad I got the day off of work for the special event I WON'T. I've already beaten the single player mode ZERO times and unlocked NONE of the secret characters because of how fanatically I HAVEN'T been playing it! The only thing that DIDN'T stop me was when the power was out for 3 hours at about the time the tournament was scheduled for. Heh. Guess I win?

Hopefully, I WON'T get to do it all over again on Feb. 10th. 2 months, 6 days, 10 hours, 20 minutes, 55 seconds and falling...