FA+
Shop
today I decided that I'm going to take over the world.
14 years ago
Today I decided that I'm going to take over the world.
It'll require a lot of cunning and guile. I'll start with the children. I'll tell all the children, "Watch out children, I'm going to take over the world. You can be on one of two sides. The side that takes over the world, or the side which gets taken over." They'll be convinced and join me in my fiendish plot.
Then after convincing the children of at least fourty provinces, I'll head to the Starbucks and promise the yearning college students that I'm going to make sure that their screenplays are published. After I take over the world, of course. Then, I'll order a grande frappuccino and put some cinnamon and nutmeg in it. I love that drink. It's my favorite summer drink. But I won't let it distract me.
To take over the world I'll need some funding of course. So I'm going to have to take a few hostages. First, I'll take the internet hostage. There will be no more viewing of hot lesbian night elves making out under the moon until the world is mine. This is the easiest step.
Then I'm going to watch some True Blood. I love True Blood. Actually in about six minutes I'm going to go watch that new True Blood episode.
<3 your friendly neighborhood snowbotcat,
Spruce
It'll require a lot of cunning and guile. I'll start with the children. I'll tell all the children, "Watch out children, I'm going to take over the world. You can be on one of two sides. The side that takes over the world, or the side which gets taken over." They'll be convinced and join me in my fiendish plot.
Then after convincing the children of at least fourty provinces, I'll head to the Starbucks and promise the yearning college students that I'm going to make sure that their screenplays are published. After I take over the world, of course. Then, I'll order a grande frappuccino and put some cinnamon and nutmeg in it. I love that drink. It's my favorite summer drink. But I won't let it distract me.
To take over the world I'll need some funding of course. So I'm going to have to take a few hostages. First, I'll take the internet hostage. There will be no more viewing of hot lesbian night elves making out under the moon until the world is mine. This is the easiest step.
Then I'm going to watch some True Blood. I love True Blood. Actually in about six minutes I'm going to go watch that new True Blood episode.
<3 your friendly neighborhood snowbotcat,
Spruce
Cherokee_Cory
~cherokeecory
Nah, can't be done. You have to use ham-handed military force under the guise of another cause.
DragonsWings
~dragonswings
If you take the internet im join your side >.>
