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My family is a bunch of geniuses
14 years ago
So I'm fixing the houses my grandfather built and I finally got to see the house my uncle Rick used to live in.First off..I never went to his house cause it always smelt like shit and he looked like he never heard of a shower in his life.On christmas I was going to get him a toothbrush cause he has some black teeth and...I thought this was only possible in cartoons but he had a HOLE in his god damn teeth.
But anyways...I go to fix the shower with these plummers cause there is a leak and find out on the other side of the plumming...Is the god damn power box...So that means this whole time there was an ELECTRIC CURRENT RIGHT NEXT TO WHERE THE WATER RUNS TO THE SHOWER!
It was seriously a fucking death trap waiting to happen.
My great grandfather built these houses mind you and I was all...WOW!My family is made up of geniuses cause the other house has a door to the bathroom with a door with a LARGE window and I was like...WHY!?WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT THAT THERE!?Why would you put a window so everyone can see you doing your business and taking showers?Cause it had this really thin cloth over it that you could see through and I was like...What a fucking lazy attempt to make a curtain.
Then my Uncle Rick decided he wanted to write a history book and is doing all this research and I'm like...WHY!?They already wrote that.Its in EVERY school.Mind you this is the same guy that has an English masters degree and quit his teaching career to work at a circle K.
I swear to god some of my family just makes me ashamed to even share the same blood.
But anyways...I go to fix the shower with these plummers cause there is a leak and find out on the other side of the plumming...Is the god damn power box...So that means this whole time there was an ELECTRIC CURRENT RIGHT NEXT TO WHERE THE WATER RUNS TO THE SHOWER!
It was seriously a fucking death trap waiting to happen.
My great grandfather built these houses mind you and I was all...WOW!My family is made up of geniuses cause the other house has a door to the bathroom with a door with a LARGE window and I was like...WHY!?WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT THAT THERE!?Why would you put a window so everyone can see you doing your business and taking showers?Cause it had this really thin cloth over it that you could see through and I was like...What a fucking lazy attempt to make a curtain.
Then my Uncle Rick decided he wanted to write a history book and is doing all this research and I'm like...WHY!?They already wrote that.Its in EVERY school.Mind you this is the same guy that has an English masters degree and quit his teaching career to work at a circle K.
I swear to god some of my family just makes me ashamed to even share the same blood.
JK