So I am doing this survey a friend did and it looked interesting.

1. This survey gets a little personal; can you handle it?
-Like a bike.

2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
-Chun

3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
-Morning wood.Does that answer the question?

4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
-Carlos.Last night

5. What are you excited for?
-Nothing really xD

7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
-Carlos

8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
-Dicks.JK!Water

9. Have a best friend?
-I have indeed.My right hand and mr.lotion.JK JK!Yeah I have a few besties

10. Are you scared to fall in love?
-Not at all.I'm young.I have plenty of time to get back with exs or find new love.

11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
-NO!Cause teenagers have no souls...JK!Yeah.If it has a heart it can love.Unless its a canadian...JK xD

12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
There is a lot of people I'd want to punch in the face.Remembering the order I want to punch them in is the hardest part.

13. What time is it right this second?
-1:26PM

14. What do you want right now?
-Porn

15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Chris

16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
-I have a harem with my mate 8D

17. When was the last time you cried?
-Last night cause you touched yourself ; n ;

18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
-Not at all 8D

19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
-Nope.I trust everyone until they give me a reason not to.That's my view.I'm not paranoid that the world is out to get me.

20. How fast does your mind change?
-Depends on the situation..But often.My mind is

21. I bet you miss somebody right now.
-Nope

22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
-Things could always be better,but someone else is shittier than me so I'm good.83

23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
-Cause shit happens.If they cheat don't tell me.I don't want to know.I rather be happy ignorant instead of angry

24. Tell me what's on your mind?
-Music,my brother,friends,porn,gore

25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
-Nothing.I'm not going to be doing anything unique.Birthday parties in october.Halloween(Nate's birthday)

26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
-Yes,skirts

27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
-last night.

28. When is your next road trip?
-Don't have one planned

29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
-I can tell anyone anything in general.Not ashamed of who I am.

30. How's your heart?
-Big and pumping blood.DUH.

31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
-I'm not.I am just a number on the list of many.My life is insignificant on the scale.What I do is miniscule compared to the globe.Nothing really matters.

32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
-I don't really think so xD I am creepy.Not to mention I don't really care.

33. What are you planning on doing after this?
-Post it.Stupid.

34. Next time you will kiss someone?
-Don't know.Don't care.

35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
-Nope.xD

36. Who do you not get along with?
I don't have a problem getting along with people.Its people that can't get along with me.

37. What does your 3rd recent text say
From or To?
From Nate:Dear Jeremy,you know how you wanted to eat an entire box of fiber one bars?Well, I would like to inform you that I ate in total 105% of my daily fiber intake and I now,regret that decision.As I text you,the grim reaper is circling my anus.For,I believe it is slowly dying off.You know how women say giving birth is the most painful act on Earth?Well,I would like to counter that arguement by saying I think expunging a waterfall from your butt with such velocity that it breaks the sound barrier is much more traumatizing and unpleasant experience.I say this now to prevent you from feeling the ungodly bowel obstruction I am currently going through.Your friend and savior from a unfathomable experience,Nate.
To:What the fuck?!

38. What are you wearing right now?
Socks,plad shorts with a black shirt and a kitty hat.

39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
Going down the happy trail to get inside your pants 83

40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
years ago.

41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?
Boy,Slaanesh.Girl,Mahana
42. How did you feel when you woke up?
-sick,erect,nauseous,aroused,and bored

43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
-I would want to talk to someone.Yes.

44. Do you crack your knuckles?
-Sometimes.

45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
-Creeping people out on a site by telling them homosexual perverse materials.Such as that I would like Chris to carve a hole in my naval to use my gash as a makeshift vaginal tract as I claw into his shoulders and clench my jaws around his neck.~Course I said this just to piss him off cause he was being a white knight and I always have to play the villain >:3

46. What are your LEGAL initials?
-JEU(Yeah sounds like Jew doesn't it? xD)

47. Who's the first B in your contacts?
-Beka

48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
-All the fucking time xD

49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
-No.Cause why would he walk out of my life in the first place?Second off,He's a big boy.I can't stop him from making his own decisions.I love Nate,but if he doesn't want to be around me anymore then I have no right to stop him.

50. Explain your last awkward moment?
-Never.I never feel awkward.I just make others feel awkward and I feel accomplished.

51. Are you afraid of the dark?
-Yes,long story.

52. Do you have good vision?
-Sometimes.

53. Have you ever tripped someone?
-By accident.Yes.

54. Have you ever slapped someone?
-No.I punch.Don't slap.Hell one girl sprained her wrist slapping me.

55. Are you Irish?
-No

56. Do you use chap stick?
-Yeah.Rootbeer chapstick 8D

57. Do you have any scars?
-Yes.I have a few.

58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
-I can forgive,but I will never forget.

59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
-No.I am not dating Nate xD

60. Name the last person to text you?
-Didn't you ask this already..?

61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
-So long as they aren't fucking stupid ridiculously old.I have a friend that's dating someone 30 years older.

62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
-Who cares?I have to deal with what I'm wearing.Not them.Why does it matter to them what I dress like?

63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a A?
-Yes.Angelica

64. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Neither.I don't sleep on a bed.

65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
-Get out of bed.Stupid

66. Do you fall for people easily?
No.I generally don't care for that sort of thing.Plus I am cursed to forever be a friend xD I joke around too much and when I do fall inlove they can never take me seriously.

67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
-No

68. Do you miss the way things used to be?
-I was suicidal in the past.I'm pretty sure I don't.

69. Song you're thinking of right now?
Ich tu dir weh - Rammstein

70. Want someone back in your life?
-No.There is a reason they aren't in my life.I'm done with their bullshit.They are a toxin that corrodes my mind.I just washed them out of my hair.I don't want them back in it.

71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
-How the fuck should I know?Do I have psychic powers?

72. What is the color of the shirt you are wearing?
-I just fucking said I had a black shirt on you asshole!Why are you asking the same shit again?!

73. Who was the first friend that you had?
-I can't remember their names.These twin sisters that lived nextdoor to me.

74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
-Depends.If its a lie that has nothing to do with me.I don't care,but if its a big deal like if they were talking shit about me.Yeah I'd be pretty damn upset.

75. Is there anyone who understands your sexuality?
-Nope.

76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
-Forced.I have to force myself to be happy.Cause not many people make me smile.I am my best entertainment.

77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
-I don't care.

78. What do you wear when you sleep?
Boxers.Pajama bottors.Or just nothing but socks.

79. Are you obsessed with something right now?
-Artists.I'm a comment whore xD

80. The first person you loved is?
-I met her in a mental ward.

81. Something terrible happened with you?
-Long story.

82. You are locked up with someone you love, what happens?
-Force them up agaisnt the wall and ravish them?

83. If you could wish something, what would it be?
-To be as good an artist as the people I watch. xD

84. Ever forced someone to do something?
-Nope.

85. When you are alone, what do you think about?
-Disgusting gore,pornographic materials,humorous things,sensual feelings,confusing things that bother me that people say.

86. How was your first kiss?
-Not so great.

87. What's your favorite music genre?
-Germanic death metal,techno,trance,rock,jrock,etc.Pretty much anything with a good beat.

88. Are you going to tag people to do this?
-Nope.If they want to then they can.