Ha! That's a sneaky thing to do.

5 years later

That would require a soap dispenser > 3 meters tall.

The more you use, the more you get!

He'll think man that's infinitely good soap best 8.95 I've spent all year x3

It's kind of like the Christian "loaves & fishes" story, but with soap.

Had a tube of toothpaste that seemed like that xD

9/1/11

What's next?
Are you going to start modifying the bathroom scale so it appears he's gaining?

}:>

If your roommate gets new shoes, swap them out with similar ones half a size smaller. The next day swap them back to the regular ones. Then swap 'em for half a size bigger.

Dare I ask what fluids you are using to refill it?
:p

*giggle* *puts on her shrink's brown corduroy jacket with the leather elbow patches and puffs on her pipe* So, how long have you hated your roomie? Tell me about your relationship with your mother... My couch, you can sit on it- it is nice, comfy leather. LOL

Are you sure the heat isn't getting to ya? :3

oh i wish my roommate new about soap!