Yes, someone asked me to do it, so why not try it? Link to the generator is here: http://wyncorporation.com/pokemon/

1. This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life:
Mothim (how would a moth cook me food?)

2. This Pokémon hates you a lot:
Shedinja (Well, that's creepy)

3. You share your bed with this Pokémon:
Nidoran Male (Doesn't seem safe with those horns and poison)

4. This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer:
Buneary (Awesome, a cuddly little rabbit to have)

5. This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic manner:
Gothita (Ew, no thanks)

6. This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever:
Totodile (Fair enough, it's kind of cute)

7. This Pokemon will kill you slowly and painfully:
Sceptile (I could see that happening, it looks evil enough)

8. This Pokemon has a mother complex and will cling to you all the time:
Unfezant (I'm not even big on birds)

9. This Pokemon would risk it's life to save you from any danger:
Hariyama (Well that's honorable of it)

10. This Pokemon secretly touches you in your sleep:
Metang (Wouldn't I know when a giant metal... thing is touching me?)