a quarter of a cheese cake and a quart of milk is about as crazy as I get...

of course, I eat those while dressed in something frilly and silky =^.^=

You'll understand, of course, if I don't do any of those things.... *Snickerwoofs* ^^

BLASPHAMY!


How could you not eat CHEESECAKE?

-watch

But... but.... I'm on a diieettt.... *Whhiinneess!*

so do like Gabriel Igelsies does

drink diet coke so you can have Regular Cake!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-ruZ7zad8g

Drink ginger ale and cook yourself some awesome pasta!

And happy woofday to you! :D

Thank you! And mmm, border collies like pasta... *Wags thoughtfully*

Get drunk.

Eat cake.

???

PROFIT!

Happy birthday. :D

I do miss my whiskey.... *Ponderwoofs* But thank you, regardless!

Get totally pissed, eat food, smoke weed ????? PROFIT

Streaking across a busy street. Period. When else can you flaunt your birthday suit?

I'm a feral dog! I'm constantly streaking.... *Muses*

happy birthday doggy :3

Aww, thank you, sweet saarloos! ^^

Happy birthday! Get naked. :D

I'm a feral border collie dog! I'm always naked! *Wags with an arf!* ^^

And thanks, Mister Lion!

lol there's always weed but still go somewhere man and treat yourself to something fancy.

Eat a different ice cream flavour for every birthday you've celebrated. I find this gets better every year. ^.^

Hmm... it's not a bad idea.... But we don't need a fat border collie dog! *Woofs*

Happy birthday dude! I think you should rob a bank or something

Thank you! Hmm... more money WOULD be nice.... *Wags thoughtfully*

I slept for most of mine last time. Caught up on some much needed sleep, then went and ate at Ryan's as a treat to myself.

Other then that? Not much.

Well, sleep is good for busy borders, of course! ^^ And if you mean Ryan's the buffet place, then woof! I haven't been there in years... I loved those dinner rolls. *Wags thoughtfully* ^^

Happy Black n White day! You never come by and visit this city pup anymore you country corn dog! I jest I jest. I do hope you're doing well. Things been crazy this year for me so far, but it's gotten a lot better. Sorry I havent barked at ya in a while. I do hope his onion ring I offer will appease the great mayor *nudges and rolls a fresh onion ring atcha*

I never came to visit you before, silly boy! *Paws at you playfully* Regardless, I'm doing alright, overall.... Just my boring black and white horndog self. *Shrugs* I know you're a busy boy- that's why I don't pester you anymore. Hope you've been well, though! Thanks for the birthday wishes, too.... ^^

awww... never a bother for a fellow border dog! :P *slurps*

happy birthday *hugs*

Thank you much! *Wags and nuzzles* ^^

Awww Happy Birthday you crazy cool collie! :C I didn't make you nothing.... or get you anything... I'm sorry.



Maybe that helps?

It's alright, silly fennec... I hardly expect anything for my birthday anymore, anyways. ^^ But thank you, regardless!

Awww but you got to expect /something/!!

I would go running around a department store with a cellphone playing this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84aRTri8AAk

and running around waving your hands like nuts ;D!

crazy enough?

Happy birthday border boy *hugs you tightly*

*Wags with a woof* Thank you, Mister Dragon... ^^

or you can drink a few cocktails to celebrate :)

Cheers! I can't remember any of my birthdays, let alone any that stand out as particularly exciting or good. That's set to change though... Wishing you one more fun and memorable than I ca recollect!!! ^^

Thank you much, sir jackal! It's been an uneventful day, overall... *Shrugs* But I'm a dull dog, so that's to be expected.

Trade ya... Your dull day for my overly busy somewhat "swamped" one.

A bleated (aahhuhuhuhuhh...I'm witty), birthday!

As for crazy, small tub of icecream and a good tv series on dvd.

Thank you much! ^^ I do like ice-cream, though... *Wags thoughtfully*

I like the new icon, by-the-way. *Nods with an arf!*

Thank you, thank you, Scenester's work is quite lurvly.

Beer! Lots and lots of beer!

Also happy birthday you classy dog!

But I... don't like beer... o_O

And thank you much, Miss! ^^

Happy fuckin' birthday

A late Happy Birthday! And you should've gone to Colorado and hiked the mountains. It's beautiful there. But that's my answer to everything. Go to the mountains!

Thank you much! *Wags and nods with an arf!* And yes, it really is lovely there... I haven't been there in such a long time. >_< One of these days I'm hoping to head westward for a bit of travel. Perhaps I'll visit a certain snow leopard, hmm? ^^

happy late bday dear

Thank you! ^^