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Oh my ghod! a Sex Meme!!!
18 years ago
The Rantings of an Art Crazed Chow, Second verse, same as the first.
No I did not get tagged but I figured I will do it, new year and cleansing of the soul and all that rot. I can well advice to get out the eye bleach and the ice pick for the tickling of the brain for what I am about to present. It ain't pretty for sure and should be a well learned lesson on what happens when you get old.
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1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes. I'm not sure if they will remain friends with me after this. I do not consider myself attractive as it is but you gotta allow a person to have their fantasies.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Mostly at night, too busy during the day but if the mood strikes me and the opportunity, of course these days the opportunity is quite rare.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
When you sleep in a twin bed, there is only one side.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Chicken but I don't try to eat it in excess, I'm self conscience about stereotype. Beef is my thing, providing I can afford it. Now and then I will have pork.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes. From motion sickness which is rare for me.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Yes, I did it for Uncle Sam to join the military. They examined me, I signed the paper, I did my duty and got paid for it. :)
7. Shower or bath?
Shower, but now and then I will indulge in a bath.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Rarely. I try to hold it until I get out of course.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Either are OK, but on some rare occasions I try to mix both. Hey, food is food sometimes.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I have always dreamed about having an aggressive partner in bed, somebody who will take charge. Of course it is all fantasy.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Yes I do, but I won't mention who for certain reasons. Of course they don't know about it.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
There are a few on the list who are friends who have been with me for quite a long time. Sadly I think they may think I'm growing distant since I hardly talk to them. Tis my lot in life to be on the outside and never truly inside.
13. Love or money?
That's a hard call. These days hard to get love without a little security. Loving the poor is not all that fun sometimes but the real test is that the one you love accepts you for what you are and not what you could be to them.
14. Credit cards or cash?
I mostly deal in cash since I destroyed my credit cards when I left the service. I have a debit card but I try not to use it too much. I would love to have a credit card again since I think I can handle it now.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Sometimes I wish my older brother was not around, but that would be wrong. Most times I'm the one who wish did not exist.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Camping if I have all the right gear but I won't turn down a stay in a 5 star hotel.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
So far those places I did have sex were in the usual places. I still have yet to find a strange place to have sex, and at my age, I very much doubt that will happen in the future.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
No.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Oh yes! Funny thing about being in the military, it would be the first place to experience the strip club experience. Yet I did visit one strip club before I went to the service, in fact before I was of age to even drink. Although at the time there were no strippers performing, there were a few around the bar. I kinda think they were giving me a good look. :)
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes, but that was another time.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Yes. A few times in my past overseas, but of course that was part of the military experience.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes. I have to admit, I did experiment. I found it interesting but not enough to turn me totally gay, just Bi enough.
24. Favorite drink?
It is a toss up between Sloe Gin Fizz and Jack Daniels and Coke. But now I can't drink anymore. :(
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes. Overseas, the Philippines, Dorm bathroom with a girl I took home with me. It was the only time.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, not even in fantasies. :)
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes. I still think blow up dolls are a bit over-rated but in a pinch, it eases the pain.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Yes, once when a roommate walked in on me.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
No. I offered my Girl friend a picture of me in the nude but she refused. Funny thing, she stated her mother would find out, and this woman is as old as I am now. :(
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Plenty of people but I won't go tagging anyone. I don't want to lose what few friends I have. :)
Cheers.
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1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes. I'm not sure if they will remain friends with me after this. I do not consider myself attractive as it is but you gotta allow a person to have their fantasies.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Mostly at night, too busy during the day but if the mood strikes me and the opportunity, of course these days the opportunity is quite rare.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
When you sleep in a twin bed, there is only one side.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Chicken but I don't try to eat it in excess, I'm self conscience about stereotype. Beef is my thing, providing I can afford it. Now and then I will have pork.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes. From motion sickness which is rare for me.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Yes, I did it for Uncle Sam to join the military. They examined me, I signed the paper, I did my duty and got paid for it. :)
7. Shower or bath?
Shower, but now and then I will indulge in a bath.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Rarely. I try to hold it until I get out of course.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Either are OK, but on some rare occasions I try to mix both. Hey, food is food sometimes.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I have always dreamed about having an aggressive partner in bed, somebody who will take charge. Of course it is all fantasy.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Yes I do, but I won't mention who for certain reasons. Of course they don't know about it.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
There are a few on the list who are friends who have been with me for quite a long time. Sadly I think they may think I'm growing distant since I hardly talk to them. Tis my lot in life to be on the outside and never truly inside.
13. Love or money?
That's a hard call. These days hard to get love without a little security. Loving the poor is not all that fun sometimes but the real test is that the one you love accepts you for what you are and not what you could be to them.
14. Credit cards or cash?
I mostly deal in cash since I destroyed my credit cards when I left the service. I have a debit card but I try not to use it too much. I would love to have a credit card again since I think I can handle it now.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Sometimes I wish my older brother was not around, but that would be wrong. Most times I'm the one who wish did not exist.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Camping if I have all the right gear but I won't turn down a stay in a 5 star hotel.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
So far those places I did have sex were in the usual places. I still have yet to find a strange place to have sex, and at my age, I very much doubt that will happen in the future.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
No.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Oh yes! Funny thing about being in the military, it would be the first place to experience the strip club experience. Yet I did visit one strip club before I went to the service, in fact before I was of age to even drink. Although at the time there were no strippers performing, there were a few around the bar. I kinda think they were giving me a good look. :)
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes, but that was another time.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Yes. A few times in my past overseas, but of course that was part of the military experience.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes. I have to admit, I did experiment. I found it interesting but not enough to turn me totally gay, just Bi enough.
24. Favorite drink?
It is a toss up between Sloe Gin Fizz and Jack Daniels and Coke. But now I can't drink anymore. :(
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes. Overseas, the Philippines, Dorm bathroom with a girl I took home with me. It was the only time.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, not even in fantasies. :)
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes. I still think blow up dolls are a bit over-rated but in a pinch, it eases the pain.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Yes, once when a roommate walked in on me.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
No. I offered my Girl friend a picture of me in the nude but she refused. Funny thing, she stated her mother would find out, and this woman is as old as I am now. :(
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Plenty of people but I won't go tagging anyone. I don't want to lose what few friends I have. :)
Cheers.
d.m.f.