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Feeding an artist to Christmas canceled due to indigestion.
10 years ago
The Rantings of an Art Crazed Chow, Second verse, same as the first.
*** Warning! Depressing Ranting ahead due to holiday depression. Read at your own risk. ***
Now that the disclaimer is out of the way, on to the rant. I've done these "Feed an artist to Christmas" for quite awhile now. Not much change in the content, I rant and rave about such things as my inability to improve my art, my living conditions, and other things not really worth mentioning. Just to say that I think Christmas has eaten enough and refuses to take another bite. As much as I tried to coax it to eat, spiking myself with pessimism, self-loathing, and a sprinkling of false hope, it refuses to even nibble. Honestly I think somebody has been feeding Christmas while I was not looking and of all things, feeding it writers!!! Nothing spoils an appetite more than writers, although I remember once somebody feeding an expressive dancer to Christmas, man, poor Christmas was so high and confused, it would not come down for a week.
It got me thinking maybe I should take up writing again, you know, to try and win Christmas over to me again. Maybe dust off some of my old works and revamp it a bit......
Huh? Christmas? What are you doing with that axe??? No! Wait! I did not mean it, honestly! Now put that axe down, and I will try and draw you a bunny, a sexy bunny, one with a big rack and.... What do you mean you want one with a big rack and a long ....... Now look here! I have my principles to think about here. Ok, I will draw one with a big rack and a strap-on, happy now?
There you go folks. There may not be a feeding an artist to Christmas this year since Christmas is going into rehab for a Bunny-Herm addiction and I got some heavy thinking to do.
Merry Christmas and hoping New Years wants a Nude Deer. :)
Now that the disclaimer is out of the way, on to the rant. I've done these "Feed an artist to Christmas" for quite awhile now. Not much change in the content, I rant and rave about such things as my inability to improve my art, my living conditions, and other things not really worth mentioning. Just to say that I think Christmas has eaten enough and refuses to take another bite. As much as I tried to coax it to eat, spiking myself with pessimism, self-loathing, and a sprinkling of false hope, it refuses to even nibble. Honestly I think somebody has been feeding Christmas while I was not looking and of all things, feeding it writers!!! Nothing spoils an appetite more than writers, although I remember once somebody feeding an expressive dancer to Christmas, man, poor Christmas was so high and confused, it would not come down for a week.
It got me thinking maybe I should take up writing again, you know, to try and win Christmas over to me again. Maybe dust off some of my old works and revamp it a bit......
Huh? Christmas? What are you doing with that axe??? No! Wait! I did not mean it, honestly! Now put that axe down, and I will try and draw you a bunny, a sexy bunny, one with a big rack and.... What do you mean you want one with a big rack and a long ....... Now look here! I have my principles to think about here. Ok, I will draw one with a big rack and a strap-on, happy now?
There you go folks. There may not be a feeding an artist to Christmas this year since Christmas is going into rehab for a Bunny-Herm addiction and I got some heavy thinking to do.
Merry Christmas and hoping New Years wants a Nude Deer. :)
