Stupid Fat Panda
14 years ago
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So, recently I visited this orphanage in Mexico with my brother's church, and the kids started calling me "panda". So I'm a big guy, but I'm not THAT big! I think they must have recently seen Kung Fu Panda 2 or something, because they made sure I knew they were calling me THAT panda! So after about 3 hours of kids crawling all over me and calling me panda, I went on to go do some building work, where the rest of the team found out. One lady says, "Yeah, you do kind of look like a panda..." !! So then that night I had this crazy dream where I was trying to get this wild wolf pup to like me, by feeding it, which is awesome because I RARELY dream of wolves! But in the dream, I would just go to pet the wolf but then get distracted and look away and look back and this stupid fat panda had shoved the wolf aside, and I was petting IT instead! Oh and this panda was lame - like almost like badly drawn...? This happened a few times! For the rest of the trip, every day the kids would call me panda, and then the team I went with started calling me panda... and NOW I have friends at home calling me "panda"...
So... I might start drawing some pandas... and I think maybe I should loose some weight or something while I'm at it!
So... I might start drawing some pandas... and I think maybe I should loose some weight or something while I'm at it!
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