Hypocrites?

People who preach unwanted opinions on how you should live, or what you should do, without considering the fact that their lives are pretty imperfect themselves?

I'll be honest, I do feel that I need ciritism at times, but when the person does similar/worse things themselves; it becomes a very ironic, unnecessary, and awkward situation involving staring into space and going 'wtf'.

Today, my dear friend, Scarlet gave me a tarot card reading in humanities, and it was enjoyable. I normally never tell individuals how I truly feel when it comes to the negatives, but today, these little paper lovelies sort of changed my mind. They told me to be more assertive and tell others how I feel, rather than keeping it all bottled up in the back of my mind.... A lot of other things too, but they are sort of personal. x) Sorry...

SO HYPOS BEWARE. I'll be calling your muffuggin asses out. AS OF NAOW.

Haha, not really... But I'll be sure to practice a constructive form of telling people that they are rude bitc-.. Hypocrites.