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14 years ago
Been a while since I last ranted on something, and trust me, I’ve felt the impact of lack of rageface. It’s been building. Now, first things first. There are a few people who have whined at me because these are not very nice and friendly. You know what? Fuck off. I’m bitching about stuff. You want nice and friendly, go watch my little pony or the teletubbies or some shit. I’m not here to be nice and friendly, I’m here to give my views on stuff, point out what should be obvious, and generally rage. Get. Over. It.
ANYWAY, to my topic this time.
“We need stricter gun control laws because it will prevent tragedies like Columbine and gang shootings.”
To you people who believe that, where can I get what you’re smoking? Seriously, that’s gotta be some good shit. Because that idea fails. It’s not even good logic, for fucks sake. Know why? Who shot up Columbine? 2 kids. . .who broke the law. . . Who generally is involved in gang shootings? People. . .breaking the law. Who generally holds people up at gun point for money or stuff? People. . .breaking the law. Noticing a trend here? I sure am. That being: they broke the law. So yea, let’s throw MORE gun control LAWS at people, because criminals REALLY follow those, right? I mean, that’s why they’re criminals, because they obey all the laws and actually give a fuck, right? Yea, you people really gotta be smoking something.
Gun control laws don’t work because most of the time, people shooting someone else are kinda breaking the law. And how would someone with a rap sheet 5 miles long get a gun? By doing that they did anyway: break the law. So yea, add more control and regulation laws. Criminals will continue being criminals and breaking the laws, laughing in your face when you remind them that such and such a gun is illegal, and then shooting you. Oh, I know! Lets set up “gun free zones” where its illegal to have a gun! Like schools, or post offices! Yea, great idea! Wait for it. . .waaiiittt for it. . .A. we already did. B. yea, look at how effective THAT was. Virgina Tech. Columbine. Need I go on?
“Stricter gun control laws will prevent a 4 year old from getting a gun and shooting themselves by accident.”
Heh. No. It won’t. It really, really won’t. Know why? Because we don’t have any anti-stupid fucks having a gun law. If you wouldn’t stick your gun in Jr’s toybox, chances are the kid won’t get it. Put it someplace a kid can’t get to. Strange, novel idea, isn’t it? Oh, and here’s a thought! Ever thought of, I don’t know, keeping it unloaded? Rather hard to shoot yourself when there’s no bullets, isn’t it? Unless stupidity creates bullets out of thin air. Hell, you can keep it loaded, just not chambered, as there is infact a difference. Loaded: clip is securely inserted into the gun. Chambered: clip inserted and the slide (or other loading mechanism) has been used to place a round into the firing chamber. And, unless they stopped putting them on in an anti-stupidfuck plan, guns have a safety mechanism that, oddly, makes a gun impossible to fire. Fancy that. Maybe if you people buying a gun actually knew what the fuck you were doing, shit like that wouldn’t happen! But I’m sorry, that requires a working brain cell, which a lot of people seem to be lacking. To those of you who have working brain cells, congratulations. You’re awesome.
Fuck it, I’m done.
ANYWAY, to my topic this time.
“We need stricter gun control laws because it will prevent tragedies like Columbine and gang shootings.”
To you people who believe that, where can I get what you’re smoking? Seriously, that’s gotta be some good shit. Because that idea fails. It’s not even good logic, for fucks sake. Know why? Who shot up Columbine? 2 kids. . .who broke the law. . . Who generally is involved in gang shootings? People. . .breaking the law. Who generally holds people up at gun point for money or stuff? People. . .breaking the law. Noticing a trend here? I sure am. That being: they broke the law. So yea, let’s throw MORE gun control LAWS at people, because criminals REALLY follow those, right? I mean, that’s why they’re criminals, because they obey all the laws and actually give a fuck, right? Yea, you people really gotta be smoking something.
Gun control laws don’t work because most of the time, people shooting someone else are kinda breaking the law. And how would someone with a rap sheet 5 miles long get a gun? By doing that they did anyway: break the law. So yea, add more control and regulation laws. Criminals will continue being criminals and breaking the laws, laughing in your face when you remind them that such and such a gun is illegal, and then shooting you. Oh, I know! Lets set up “gun free zones” where its illegal to have a gun! Like schools, or post offices! Yea, great idea! Wait for it. . .waaiiittt for it. . .A. we already did. B. yea, look at how effective THAT was. Virgina Tech. Columbine. Need I go on?
“Stricter gun control laws will prevent a 4 year old from getting a gun and shooting themselves by accident.”
Heh. No. It won’t. It really, really won’t. Know why? Because we don’t have any anti-stupid fucks having a gun law. If you wouldn’t stick your gun in Jr’s toybox, chances are the kid won’t get it. Put it someplace a kid can’t get to. Strange, novel idea, isn’t it? Oh, and here’s a thought! Ever thought of, I don’t know, keeping it unloaded? Rather hard to shoot yourself when there’s no bullets, isn’t it? Unless stupidity creates bullets out of thin air. Hell, you can keep it loaded, just not chambered, as there is infact a difference. Loaded: clip is securely inserted into the gun. Chambered: clip inserted and the slide (or other loading mechanism) has been used to place a round into the firing chamber. And, unless they stopped putting them on in an anti-stupidfuck plan, guns have a safety mechanism that, oddly, makes a gun impossible to fire. Fancy that. Maybe if you people buying a gun actually knew what the fuck you were doing, shit like that wouldn’t happen! But I’m sorry, that requires a working brain cell, which a lot of people seem to be lacking. To those of you who have working brain cells, congratulations. You’re awesome.
Fuck it, I’m done.
