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14 years ago
I'm back, my friends. Really back. Like...sexy back. Oh, you'll see what I mean.
I need money. I NEED MONEY SO BAD IT HURTS. So I'm going to be making stuff. I'm going to start churning out goodies in the next few weeks that will make you think 'Okay Purnip, calm down. What are you on and where can I get some?' I'll tell you what I'm on. I'm high on LIFE. So high I'm on a different plane of existence. And you're gonna like where I'm coming from. Or at least I hope you will, because I need the cheddar.
I've also reached an astounding 84% sanity. That's 2 percent higher than my average. This means I THINK I'm almost ready to proceed. Move onward. TAKE LIFE BY THE HORNS AND HUMP IT INTO SUBMISSION. You know that moment when you've hit rock bottom or you think you have and the only way left to go is up? Well, I'm moving on up. Prepare yourselves my friends. Prepare for...STUFF.
I need money. I NEED MONEY SO BAD IT HURTS. So I'm going to be making stuff. I'm going to start churning out goodies in the next few weeks that will make you think 'Okay Purnip, calm down. What are you on and where can I get some?' I'll tell you what I'm on. I'm high on LIFE. So high I'm on a different plane of existence. And you're gonna like where I'm coming from. Or at least I hope you will, because I need the cheddar.
I've also reached an astounding 84% sanity. That's 2 percent higher than my average. This means I THINK I'm almost ready to proceed. Move onward. TAKE LIFE BY THE HORNS AND HUMP IT INTO SUBMISSION. You know that moment when you've hit rock bottom or you think you have and the only way left to go is up? Well, I'm moving on up. Prepare yourselves my friends. Prepare for...STUFF.
I stttiillll think you should give the midwest a shot! Florida sucks, you should come hang with us in the snow!