What color shirt with you be wearing when you get there?
None, I walk around shirtless all the time so everyone can see my ripping pectoral muscles.

How tall are the people you are staying with?
I am staying with massive giants from Sweden. Each person larger than the next. We had order a room with special Swedish accommodations.

What type of watch will you be using to judge what time you'll be arriving at the blessed hotel?
I have a rare mechanical device that was given to me by Archimedes himself which can realign the planets stars according to my will but for some reason I can't stop it from flashing 12:00.

Do you do wood etchings?
Yes I do.

Do you do trades?
Only trade bags of sand for smaller bags of sand.

If you look quixotic can I come up to you and stroke your eyebrows?
Yes you may only if you have a rusty monocle in you left eye and you wearing one of those plastic bibs with a lobster on it.

Can I give you precious metals?
The only metals I am currently accepting from October thru the end of November is Titanium.

If there is a tornado can I save you first?
No, tornado can not break inside hotels currently hosting furry conventions. Its written in the scroll of the elders way back in 1978. We will be protected.

How many items will you be carrying in your pockets?
I will carrying 3 items of assorted shapes and sizes.