....be your mate, even though you asked in your very first contact to me ever.
....RP with you, even if you say everyone says you're quite fuckable.
....vore you, even if the character has a bit of a gut on him.
....buy you a commission, random stranger.
....see your nude photos. I've seen more attractive Picassos.
....introduce you to artists. Write your own damn introduction.
....spend all day talking to you. I may not have much of a life, but a sliver of it's offline.
....see your random art linked to in my shouts.
....slap a cock on everything.
....have to explain the concept of sentences to you.
....buy you a pony.
....read another damn emo journal.
....fart the duelling banjos.
....accept that it's not butter
....think up more semi-serious things for this.
....go to school, ma, the girls pull me hair.
....have nose hair, the most fucking annoying hair on anyone's body.
....be running up that hill, Ms. Bush.
....write anymore. Someone take over for me here.