Note: I don't understand some of them, but I answered them truthfully. I just get confused by the ones I didn't understand. XD

Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? ---I don't even have Facebook. X3
Been arrested? --- No.
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- No.
Slept in until 5 PM? --- . . . How can someone sleep in that long? 0.|.o
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Nearly.
Ran a red light? ---No.
Been suspended from school? --- No.
Experienced love at first sight? --- No.
Totaled your car in an accident? --- No.
Been fired from a job? --- I never have one. X3
Fired somebody? --- How can I? XD
Sang karaoke? --- When I'm alone. <.|.<
Pointed a gun at someone? --- No.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- There isn’t any snow here. X3
Kissed in the rain? --- No.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Yes.
Seen someone die? --- Yes.
Played spin-the-bottle? --- No.
Sang in the shower? --- A little.
Sat on a rooftop? --- No.
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- No. >.|.<
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- Yes. >.|.<
Skipped school? --- Just once on Senior Ditch Day.
Eaten a bug? --- . . . Why? . . .
Sleepwalked? --- I don't think so.
Walked a moonlit beach? --- No.
Ridden a motorcycle? --- No.
Dumped someone? --- No.
Forgotten your anniversary? --- What anniversary?
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No.
Ridden on a helicopter? --- No.
Shaved your head? --- If you mean my face, than yes.
Blacked out from drinking? --- Never.
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes. I also break pranks done to people.
Hit a home run? --- Does a ball home run count? XD
Felt like killing someone? --- Just a little, but with no intention of doing so.
Cross-dressed? --- . . . No.
Been falling-down drunk? --- I don't drink alcohol.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- I don't even have one. >.|.<
Eaten a snake? --- What the?
Marched/Protested? --- Marched on a parade.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- WTF?
Puked on amusement ride? --- No.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- No.
Been in a band? --- Not really.
Knitted? --- No.
Been on TV? --- Nearly.
Shot a gun? --- No.
Skinny-dipped? --- What does that mean?
Caused someone to need stitches? --- No.
Ridden a surfboard? --- No.
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- What did I just said earlier. >.|.<
Had surgery? --- No.
Streaked? --- What?
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- No.
Passed out when not drinking? --- No.
Peed on a bush? --- During camping. >.|.>
Donated Blood? --- No.
Grabbed electric fence? --- No.
Eaten alligator meat? --- . . . No. . . .
Eaten cheesecake? --- No.
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- No.
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- No. =O
Peed your pants in public? --- No.
Written graffiti? --- No.
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- No.
Think about the future? --- Yes.
Been in handcuffs? --- Not by the police, no.
Believe in love? --- Yes.
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- What the Hell do you mean by that? 0.|.o

I tag no one.