So this one teacher - we'll call him Mr. A - lets asidicpepsi, straitis, cckuribon and I hang out in his classroom at lunch (straitis and kuribon have left this year), but everyone else in the school has officially voted him "the most horrible person in the world" - he even has the sign near his desk to prove it. Anyway, the student SRC is giving away doughnuts and Mr. A gives all the guys in the room a doughnut for free.

The next events happened somewhat like this. Me, Pepsi, "Herpes", Ray and his friend are all in Mr. A's class at once:

Me: Okay, I'm back from running errands in the art block--
Pepsi: Ayla you just missed out on the best thing ever.
Herpes: Mr. A just gave us a free doughnut!
Ray: but isn't that an act of kindness? Therefore he's not "the most horrible person in the world" anymore.
Mr A: *walks into classroom* Ah, but you don't know what I could have done with that doughnut...
Everyone: FFFUUUUUUUUUU--
Me: MR. A IS INSIDE ALL OF YOU.