More painkiller musings :P

Annoying Child
1/1 gblk(5)
Roll a 6 sided die at the beginning of each player's turn

1 feeding the toilet monster - randomly take one of the player's cards in play and remove it from the game.
2 piercing scream - player can not perform any actions this turn.
3 "Hey look you've got a..." - player must reveal the cards in hand to all other players.
4 Making a mess - collect all cards in play, shuffle them and then each player draws the number of cards they had in play, and puts them back into play on their side.
5-6 good kid - no effects.

Time out - Any player can cancel Child's effects by paying Annoying Child's summoning cost.

If annoying child is killed and sent to the graveyard, an Outraged Mother token creature (gblk 10/3 trampling) is immediately brought into play, player may go through his deck and place a Lawyer card into play. If a Lawyer is brought into play this way, the player must pay his summoning cost at the beginning of his next turn, or lawyer will be moved to graveyard.

Lawyer
2blk(4) 2/5 banding
(2blk)regenerate
Upkeep cost (3)
Ambulance chaser - if Lawyer is in the graveyard, and another creature card is placed on top of it, Lawyer may be returned to play by paying it's summoning cost