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The Controversial Meme (TERRIBLY OUTDATED--Read at own risk)
14 years ago
Yeah, I got bored while up late. Caught sight of this. Got even more bored. Decided to actually post something on here. This "boredom" thing happens to me regularly. So I'm gonna answer stupid questions, and you're gonna read...if y'care to, that is, cause I almost sure as hell don't.
[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post?
...If you're such a wuss that I have to answer that before continuing, I shouldn't even BE here.
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Absolutely not. Why? Cause it fucked up my sister for a year, that's why. Not to mention I've got enough heart, teeth, ADHD and other such problems as is--why the fuck would I compound on all of those by doing one of the stupidest and most pointless drugs in history?
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Do I LOOK like a woman? No? Well, good, because that means the universe is still going strong with it's space-time-continuum. Why are you asking me this? It's not my place to say whether or not abortion's right--that's up to the woman carrying the baby and whether or not she's comfortable with either aborting a fetus or having eighteen or more years of responsibility on her hands.
[04] Do you think a country would fail with a female president?
Lemme paint a picture for you: you remember those days back in high school when the girls you knew would be best friends one day, then worst enemies the next? Now picture those same chicks in control of armies and nukes. The only woman I trust as a president of a country is a woman on menopause with sincere emotional control. Take that, feminists.
On a slightly related note; Margaret Thatcher and that whole fiasco with Argentina. That is all.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
No. Period. I don't care if the only argument that "killing is wrong" is wrong. "Killing is wrong," is RIGHT.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
I'd prefer de-criminalized--able to grow and smoke in the privacy of your own home without worrying about cops busting down your door. Then again, I suppose full-out legalizing it would give the economy a much-needed, if only temporary boost, not to mention that waste-of-taxes called the war on drugs would start grinding to a halt and free up the fucking federal budget a little.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
For. Totally. Our ancestors did it for thousands of years--marriage is just a recent, ceremonial invention of society in comparison. Oh, between man and woman? In that case, advice: pills and condoms, PILLS AND CONDOMS. THEY WORK.
[08] Do you believe in God?
If you mean the Christian/Jewish/Muslim God? No--that God is supposedly all-knowing, all-seeing, omnipotent and all-loving--and if that's his intention, he's doing a shit job. Now, if you mean just an in general higher power that created existence and watches to see what develops, even attempts to guide us on occassion in the interest of better things without subscribing to a specific mandate written in millenia-old texts? Yes, that sort of god I believe in, though I don't think "God" is a proper or fitting term for such an entity.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
I was raised by a gay couple and saw absolutely NOTHING WRONG with their lifestyle--THE GAY LIFESTYLE. WATCH IN SHOCK as they order Chinese take-out and pizza, REEL IN TERROR as they rent their favorite movies, GASP IN HORROR as they work on crossword puzzles in the morning while drinking coffee!
The answer's yes. Homophobia is a personal opinion best left to an individual, and should not have such bearing on the liberties of others.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Yes. Because we have a system in place so they can get here legally. IF they're too lazy to go through that to get here and stay here, then they're just looking for a better paying job that they can try and compete for in their own country. I know dozens of Hispanics here in Missouri who got here and gained citizenship legally--if they can do it, so can Mexico's working class. Live up to the needs of your VISA or go back home.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
Remember my whole stance on abortion? This is pretty much touching the same nerve. This is a woman's choice, not mine. What do I care if some dumb preteen bitch fired out a squishy mass or two?
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Given that, on average, full mental development doesn't finalize until age 21 thereabouts? Probably not. Then again, it's not like eighteen-to-twenty year olds can't get their hands on booze--they CAN. Trust me, I know from experience.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
It shouldn't have been called ON to begin with.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Yep. Unless we're talking about someone who's terminally ill and at death's door in the hospital--in that case, it's respecting the wish to die for someone who's GOING to die, soon, and probably painfully.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
I don't intend on ever having children. One of me is MORE than enough for this world. The thought of LITTLE me's running around terrifies me. Doesn't mean I wouldn't slap 'em if they got too far out of line, though. Guess it's a good thing I never plan on having kids, huh?
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Hell yes. Why, is that an offer? I'll do it right now.
[17] Who do you think would have made a better president? McCain or Obama?
Lemme put it this way: it was either a war-mongering, walking tumor or a socialist democrat. Which sounds at least SOMEWHAT better to YOU? At least things haven't gotten WORSE. (Th' subtext'd make Dubya's head all hurty!)
[18] What do you think of pop-furs?
I don't.
[19] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
I missed the part where I cared.
[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post?
...If you're such a wuss that I have to answer that before continuing, I shouldn't even BE here.
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Absolutely not. Why? Cause it fucked up my sister for a year, that's why. Not to mention I've got enough heart, teeth, ADHD and other such problems as is--why the fuck would I compound on all of those by doing one of the stupidest and most pointless drugs in history?
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Do I LOOK like a woman? No? Well, good, because that means the universe is still going strong with it's space-time-continuum. Why are you asking me this? It's not my place to say whether or not abortion's right--that's up to the woman carrying the baby and whether or not she's comfortable with either aborting a fetus or having eighteen or more years of responsibility on her hands.
[04] Do you think a country would fail with a female president?
Lemme paint a picture for you: you remember those days back in high school when the girls you knew would be best friends one day, then worst enemies the next? Now picture those same chicks in control of armies and nukes. The only woman I trust as a president of a country is a woman on menopause with sincere emotional control. Take that, feminists.
On a slightly related note; Margaret Thatcher and that whole fiasco with Argentina. That is all.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
No. Period. I don't care if the only argument that "killing is wrong" is wrong. "Killing is wrong," is RIGHT.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
I'd prefer de-criminalized--able to grow and smoke in the privacy of your own home without worrying about cops busting down your door. Then again, I suppose full-out legalizing it would give the economy a much-needed, if only temporary boost, not to mention that waste-of-taxes called the war on drugs would start grinding to a halt and free up the fucking federal budget a little.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
For. Totally. Our ancestors did it for thousands of years--marriage is just a recent, ceremonial invention of society in comparison. Oh, between man and woman? In that case, advice: pills and condoms, PILLS AND CONDOMS. THEY WORK.
[08] Do you believe in God?
If you mean the Christian/Jewish/Muslim God? No--that God is supposedly all-knowing, all-seeing, omnipotent and all-loving--and if that's his intention, he's doing a shit job. Now, if you mean just an in general higher power that created existence and watches to see what develops, even attempts to guide us on occassion in the interest of better things without subscribing to a specific mandate written in millenia-old texts? Yes, that sort of god I believe in, though I don't think "God" is a proper or fitting term for such an entity.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
I was raised by a gay couple and saw absolutely NOTHING WRONG with their lifestyle--THE GAY LIFESTYLE. WATCH IN SHOCK as they order Chinese take-out and pizza, REEL IN TERROR as they rent their favorite movies, GASP IN HORROR as they work on crossword puzzles in the morning while drinking coffee!
The answer's yes. Homophobia is a personal opinion best left to an individual, and should not have such bearing on the liberties of others.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Yes. Because we have a system in place so they can get here legally. IF they're too lazy to go through that to get here and stay here, then they're just looking for a better paying job that they can try and compete for in their own country. I know dozens of Hispanics here in Missouri who got here and gained citizenship legally--if they can do it, so can Mexico's working class. Live up to the needs of your VISA or go back home.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
Remember my whole stance on abortion? This is pretty much touching the same nerve. This is a woman's choice, not mine. What do I care if some dumb preteen bitch fired out a squishy mass or two?
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Given that, on average, full mental development doesn't finalize until age 21 thereabouts? Probably not. Then again, it's not like eighteen-to-twenty year olds can't get their hands on booze--they CAN. Trust me, I know from experience.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
It shouldn't have been called ON to begin with.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Yep. Unless we're talking about someone who's terminally ill and at death's door in the hospital--in that case, it's respecting the wish to die for someone who's GOING to die, soon, and probably painfully.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
I don't intend on ever having children. One of me is MORE than enough for this world. The thought of LITTLE me's running around terrifies me. Doesn't mean I wouldn't slap 'em if they got too far out of line, though. Guess it's a good thing I never plan on having kids, huh?
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Hell yes. Why, is that an offer? I'll do it right now.
[17] Who do you think would have made a better president? McCain or Obama?
Lemme put it this way: it was either a war-mongering, walking tumor or a socialist democrat. Which sounds at least SOMEWHAT better to YOU? At least things haven't gotten WORSE. (Th' subtext'd make Dubya's head all hurty!)
[18] What do you think of pop-furs?
I don't.
[19] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
I missed the part where I cared.
