Thanks for the intel on the game. Slayed any dragons yet?

Why's everyone gotta pick on the dragons in these games?

Because, unlike here, dragons in Skyrim are mean, nasty, bad, evil, and Very Not-Nice.

And are entirely un-interested in smexxing anything.

awwwwwww... what?! So much for realism..

I, of course, only play games that portray dragons as realistically as possible.

Which is also sad. }:P

not entirely true.....and I can't say more without giving spoilers

Unfortunately, you do need to go on a dragon murdering rampage for the main storyline.

The good news is that there is about 300 hours of not-main-storyline stuff. :)

For example, my female kitty got into a drinking contest with a guy who said I'd win a staff if I beat him. Got drunk off my ass and he took me across country and gave me said staff... deeply and with much goo.

That's a lot of side-quests. o.0

Is that a sex joke? Lol.

It was. And it was in the game too. The game even has a raunchy novel that was censored by order of the temple. But yeah...

The guy challenged me to a drinking contest, and if I win, he'd give me his staff. (Please note I have yet to see staves as weapons in the game) I woke up some time later at what was effectively an official religious whorehouse and had to back track everything. I don't even remember if I enjoyed his staff at all, but we did steal a goat too.

Skyrim is all like "You guys in Cyrodil are pussies. Here we have real ale!" Surgeon general's warning: May cause physical attraction to sheep.

There are dragons who are dicks and aligned with the Big Bad, but there are good ones too. You get a good dragon as a summonable companion after you learn his True Name during the MQ. So yeah, there are gonna be a lot of dead scalebutts, but you get a dragon buddy too.

well when you play through the main quest you'll get to talk and learn from a dragon and at the end of the game you'll have a dragon all for yourself......I hate killing dragons too......but it helps to have an enemy or two outside the game you can plant thier face on >.>

Unlike? :P

You're big, you bitey, and very many of you are Bad. What's not to pick on?

Agreed. We need more pro-Dragon games. dammit!

This is a funny glitch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt5aUdijAN8

That was hilarious ^.^; NPCs are so stupid in this game

The saddest thing is these are "smarter" than the ones in Oblivion. xd

Its gonna be fixed eventually.

I don't know how to hook up my x-box to the internet.

I'll ask my sister.

Google it?

Okay. I will get a used copy of the game at a cheaper time.

Probably not, it's not realistic in the sense of IRL you'd be like "WHY YOU PUTTIN A FUCKING BUCKET ON MY HEAD" but the AI is highly intelligent otherwise. They do listen for sound with simulated spacial muffling, can't hear past a wall or two, and line of sight. You're blocking their line of sight, if you're not actually sneaking though and have a low skill rating they'll still hear you grab and it'll trigger bounty.

If they were to patch for stuff on heads, then I'd see other bugs cropping up where someone just has something fall on them and you come down the road finding someone going absolutely insane freaking out about being covered up. Maybe they could patch to check all those main container types on 'collision' but then I see something like people finding a movable style of box then or something else to replace it.

A valid point.

XD I love your avatar. It reminds me of Scruffy from Futurama.

i thought it was that you could put buckets on peoples heads :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur.....;v=K27GuSSha0s

You should see how tough my khajiit is- due to an animation bug, when he uses a forge, he holds the metal bar by the red hot part.

Chuck Norris would be proud :D

Don't forget to read your Decorating Guide. You'll need it to pretty up your house to store all the flowers and butterflies you collect.

Manliest game ever.

I found a courier yelling "No time to talk, mail to deliver!" as he was rapidly getting washed away down a violent mountain river. Good times. :3

that's one hardcore mailman..

Yeah. He really didn't seem to mind getting thrown around against rocks n such, or that he was heading towards a waterfall. lol

He just HAD to deliver his letters on time.

"Don't you know, these rapids are the fastest way to get around!"

*cackle* Yea, the animations are fun. So are the final 'FATALITY!' blows with swords.

My mage has this dainty little 'I'm just gonna kinda tap on the rocks with my pick and hope stuff comes out' animation. ;p

Laughed my balls off.

I rate this journal 4/5 Golden Biscuits.

I'm guessing you haven't ran into the headless horseman yet? Biggest what the fuck moment I've ever had.

My funniest moment is running around with my character Puss n' Boots, the cat character wearing nothing but boots, putting baskets and pots over peoples heads so they can't see me robbing them blind, then stashing everything on a dead saber tooth tiger and mammoth so they can't reclaim stolen items or charge me cash. Also, the bodies positioned in a way that a mammoth is doing a saber tooth tiger; in the middle of town.

That's right, I left everything I own, in ONE PIECE.

OH SNAPPLES.

Have you cast magic missile yet?

haha i noticed that just the other day, i was like "put some effort into it" haha, when the dev kit is released im definitely gonna make some new/fix animations for the game

Is that you can steal anything by putting a pot on everyone's heads so they don't see you stealing?

really? i just defy gravity and float up

the water and ground keep disappearing in places on mine

the water and ground keep disappearing in places on mine

I thought the sprinting animation with spells out was funnier. It looks like my guy is trying to fly, or something.

i know right! yu should use dual lightning yur char will look like Cole from Infamous when he uses the Ion Thrusters XD