FA+
Shop
Let's talk about sex
14 years ago
Not just any sex, the funny embarrassing shit you NEVER see in the movies. REAL sex. I wanna hear about the time you got a concussion from accidentally getting your head bonked against the wall or the time your bodies smacking together made a funny fart sound and stopped all activity for a few moments while you both giggled. Perhaps you fell off the bathroom sink or fell over in the shower taking anyone within arms reach with you. I wanna hear these funny stories CAUS I KNOW IT AINT JUST ME folks ! lol plus looking back on funny memories is fun.
Loudest fart sound ever.
Ruined the mood for like, 5 minutes.
Much lol. :P
:c
To my credit, I didn't even loose my pace.
classic: shower, humping... feet slide, fall down, big ouchie but laughing our ass off.. each with a feet in the tub, the other one out, back on the floor... priceless.
another one: somebody on top, 'riding'... thing happen and the person on top falls forward... banging the head in the wall... painful >.<
could tell so many more but... i'mma keep a little shame >.> hehe
Me and my bf trying a new position, chest on floor, ass in air, classic doggie then after a few minutes of sloid humping and taking a rest, he pulled out and vagina making a loud fart-like noise. Both of us thought "O_O - Vaginas can fart?"
We still try tht position just to get a few giggles ;P
Its rather weird grabbing someones boner twixt your knees. O_o