OLDOLDOLDOLD

That makes me Ancient!

DINOSAUR MONKEY

Older than that... Were talking I was there when dirt was made!

HOLYCABBAGES THAT OLD!?

My father and I dont even care about our birthdays anymore, it took us a week to figure out it was my father birthday. That's the downside of old age, Old Timers Disease (<- A tasteless pun about Alzheimer's Disease). First you forget stuff about yourself (Birthday), Then you forget stuff about your friends (Your gender), Then you forget to even put your pants before you leave for work (3 times).

Anyway Happy Birthday kid!

Oh, Alzheimer's.
I'm going to be honest and say I'm not really sure how to respond to most of your sad life story comments.
You amuse me so much.
So, Mclovin', I tip my hat to you.

I dont have Alzheimer's disease! Im just really forgetful...wait what were talking about?