My entire childhood is ruined
14 years ago
General
Apparently, the candy that I absolutely loved were actually candy cigarettes.
Today, I was really craving those sugary sticks of goodness so I made extorpid go to the candy store with me so that I could buy some. Naturally, I ripped open the pack and munched away. But she got really confused and told me that I wasn't supposed to chew them, I was supposed to suck on them and hold them in my mouth like a cigarette. Which is stupid because how else are you gonna get instant gratification from eating sticks of sugar?
Long story short, now she won't let me buy them and now I am sad forever because the only time I can get them is when I'm with her (she lives next to a place that sells them).
So somebody should buy them for me. Then I would love you forever.
Today, I was really craving those sugary sticks of goodness so I made extorpid go to the candy store with me so that I could buy some. Naturally, I ripped open the pack and munched away. But she got really confused and told me that I wasn't supposed to chew them, I was supposed to suck on them and hold them in my mouth like a cigarette. Which is stupid because how else are you gonna get instant gratification from eating sticks of sugar?
Long story short, now she won't let me buy them and now I am sad forever because the only time I can get them is when I'm with her (she lives next to a place that sells them).
So somebody should buy them for me. Then I would love you forever.
FA+

they still sell them at the indian gas station
i didnt know you had to chew them..
BULK CASE OF 24 PACKS B)
they dont taste like sugar
slap her on the face for me, i eat those motherfuckers by the handfull
Amazon is like the best place to get non-perishable food. It's actually a lot cheaper, lol. I'm about to start shopping there for my GF foods, because I can't afford much of them at the store.