MY KIND OF BOY meme
stolen from extorpid

1) Do you need him / her to be good looking ?

;u; My soul would be really happy if they were attractive, but my type of attractive rarely exists, so I'll settle with somebody that has average appeal.

2 ) Smart ?

Well they can't be stupid. God damn. If I can't hold an intelligent conversation with you, get out.

3 ) Preferred age ?

I prefer older, but I'm lenient. They can't be more than like a year younger than me.

4 ) Preferred height ?

I like my height or taller. But again, I'm lenient.

5 ) How about sense of humor ?

Not necessary, since I really don't have one. But it would be amazing if they had the same stupid sense of humor that I do. I laugh at the weirdest shit.

6 ) How about piercings ?

Just not on the man junk, if yaknowhatimsayin.

7 ) Accepts you for who you are ?

Well duh. Good lord.

8 ) Green hair ?

Why not?

9 ) Mushy or no ?

;u; It would be really nice.

10 ) Black , Brown , or White (skin color) ?

Like extorpid, brown or white. I'm not really attractive to super dark guys.

11 ) Long hair or short hair ?

I don't like a shaved head nor do I like anything past the shoulders I guess.

12 ) Plastic or metal ?

What even does that mean. I'm not into weird robot fetishes.

13 ) Smells good?

YES. I really hate stanky greasy people. And I really love the smell of cologne.

14 ) Smoker?

I don't mind. Just as long as they don't chain smoke and die or some shit. ;u; I like the smell of cigarette smoke, notgonnalie.

15 ) Drinker ?

Don't care. Just don't be an alcoholic that's going to die from a failing liver.

16 ) Girl / Boy - next - door type ?

I don't even know what that means omg.

17 ) Muscular ?

I don't care. I prefer slim builds. The last person I dated was actually a little squishy. I just don't like super muscles or super fatness.

18 ) Plays piano?

Don't really care.

19 ) Plays bass and / or acoustic guitar ?

Nope, don't care. Although bass and guitar are really charming skills.

20 ) Plays violin ?

Don't care. Not into violin.

21 ) Sings very good ?

Awww that would be really sweet.

22 ) Vain ?

Nah. Just proud of his appearance, I suppose.

23 ) With glasses ?

Doesn't matter.

24 ) With braces ?

Don't mind.

25 ) Shy type ?

I'd rather not.

26 ) Rebel or good boy /girl?

Guh I really like rebellious guys. But either is okay I guess. ;w;

27 ) Active or passive ?

I don't know what that means either whoops.

28 ) Singer or dancer ?

Don't care.

29 ) Stunner ?

lolwat

30 ) Hiphop ?

If they like hiphop, that's okay too.

31 ) Earrings ?

I'm not a big fan but I know plenty of people who pull it off well.

32 ) Mr. / Ms. love letter ?

I would melt if I got love letters. Like I would literally be theirs forever.

33 ) Playful ?

I guess, idk. Just don't be annoying about it.

34 ) Flirt ?

Only with me.

35 ) Serious ?

When they have to be.

36 ) Painter ?

It would be nice to paint together ;w; but I really don't care otherwise.

37 ) Religious ?

Sure. But don't expect me to hold a conversation about your religion with me.

36 ) Someone who likes to tease ?

I don't know. I kind of like things straight forward.

37 ) Computer games geek ? Or internet freak ?

As long as it isn't their entire life.

38 ) Loyal or faithful ?

Well DUH.

39 ) Good kisser ?

I've never been kissed, but I'm assuming that a good kisser is way better than a bad one.

40 ) Loves children

If they're serious about staying with me, having a kid later on would be a nice option I guess.


Feel free to take and change gender accordingly.