Dear cats in my house:
14 years ago
General
Stop rubbing your bodies up against my dog to pester him until he gets so annoyed he throws up.
Thank you.
:I
(FUCK I'M BORED!)
Thank you.
:I
(FUCK I'M BORED!)
FA+

The cats must've figured out they can force food out of him by annoying him like that.
Nature's trolls.