stolen from :userkayami:
I added to it, cuz I felt like elaborating

ONLY MARK THE THINGS YOU HAVE NEVER DONE!!!

( ) I’ve Never Been Drunk
I've even been drunk in church

( ) I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
I wish XP

( ) I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
kissing in general is gross, but ya got to sometimes

(x) I’ve Never Crashed A Friend’s Car
I've crashed with a friend in my car - doesn't count

( ) I’ve Never Gone Past “Second Base” at a movie theater
Titanic - I'm surprised we didn't get arrested

( ) I’ve Never Been In A Taxi
bleh

( ) I’ve Never Been In Love
twice and never again

( ) I’ve Never Dumped Someone
only once

( ) I’ve Never Been Dumped
nothing more horrible in life

( ) I’ve Never Shoplifted
who me? no comment.

( ) I’ve Never Been Fired
who can count

(x) I’ve Never Been In A Fist Fight
can ya believe it?

( ) I’ve Never Snuck Out Of My Parent’s House
snuck in (drunk) more than out (to smoke things)

( ) I’ve Never Been Tied Up
horse rope turns me on something fierce

( ) I've Never Had Sex
lol - that's rich!

( ) I’ve Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
no comment

( ) I’ve Never Been Arrested
...but who really keeps count?

( ) I’ve Never had a one night stand
rarely

( ) I’ve Never Made Out With A Stranger
once or twice

( ) I’ve Never Stolen Something From My Job
where do you think I got the cash for a PS2?

(x) I’ve Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square
unfortunately

( ) I’ve Never Gone On A Blind Date
first date...and the last blind date evar! (great personality=fat chick)

( ) I’ve Never Lied To A Friend
yes - but only to avoid homophobic panic

( ) I’ve Never Had A Crush On A Teacher
omg, my gym teacher was so hot and went easy on me cuz he could tell I was a big ol' poof

(x) I’ve Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans
don't care to

(x) I’ve Never Been To Europe
tragicly, I've not

( ) I’ve Never Skipped School
fuck high school - torture for small-town fags is all it is

( ) I’ve Never Slept With A Co-Worker
I only got hired at a 4star joint in Cinci because I was fuckin' the sous-chef

(x) I’ve Never Been Married
do gay LTR's count? 3 1/2 yrs. feels like marriage

(x) I’ve Never Been Divorced
n/a

( ) I’ve Never Posed Nude
not for a mag, but for private pics, hell yeah!

( ) I’ve Never Thrown Up In A Bar
but I did it with style and grace

( ) I’ve Never Eaten Sushi
if I had the money to, I'd eat sushi and sashimi for every meal every day

(x) I’ve Never Been Snowboarding
I've stood up on a sled and rode it down the hill many many times, and I'm determined to snowboard one day


yay fun. now everyone else has to do it x]