start a kiriban o.o;

Being blunt: porn. More porn = more page views.

^ This, in reality...

Easy. Make a fake link to your FA front page and start posting it everywhere. Twitter, etc. etc.

Proclaiming.... Free candy???

YES.

Yeah, porn = instant moar pageviews. To be honest it's better not to force it. Just do what you enjoy doing and you'll reach that pageviews sooner than you think.

Yeah but see... I do the whole draw porn thing, people just are clicking on the picture and not on my profile

Hm, mindset of these people usually find the porn pic, then go on your profile to see if you have any more porn artwork. Maybe things have changed...

start some drama or get paid to go on one of those sex shows and talk about furry you'll hit 10k in no time

Yeah, but its gotta have a link to my page somehow... hmmm... maybe I'll make a shirt with my page's url on it

just use your name then people will search for you

Tell everyone that IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY SOOOOON

Just randomly go around to peoples' shout boxes proclaiming: "Hey, YOU! Its my birthday... you know what you should get me? A Pageview!!"

attract some stalkers who check your page every hour or so to see if anything has changed, or make a random game where stuff is hidden in your profile info that people have to find...... or just whine a lot to your friends to click your page everyday

*whines* XD

*hugs and clicks on your page a few times* i'm here for you tiggy

Woo!!! :D <3