Thank you for the contribution to the Lonely Hearts Club. Your Lonely Hearts Club member's club mug and coupon for free vasectomy will be on it's way shortly.
My other half and I have both taken on extra shifts tonight, for a bit more scratch. After 20 years, practicality trumps romance. Bank accounts in the black are now considered sexy!
HAPPY SHUT THE FUCK UP. ^^
ALL OVER OUR BODIES :3
Sweet Sweet lonesomeness!