Its the weirdest thing. My mind must go into like overdrive when I sleep. I get some crazy vivid dreams and most of the time they are funny as hell. Like people say jokes and things I never heard before which are actually funny. My head is coming up with this stuff on the fly. It really boggles my mind.
Last nights dream was quite funny. It was really cool. I was a cat, like actual Coopertom and I was on a mission to sneak into a Chinese restaurant to rescue the fish from the aquarium. The problem is the restaurant had this weird theme. The theme was explosions. Yeah I don't know how but it was. So basically people were opening the menu, selecting what they want and soon as they close the menu, the menu blows up. So people were getting blown out their seats left and right, while I was trying to get closer to the fish tank. Eventually I get the fish and start making my way back to the front door. I bump into an old man who is waiting for a table that is looking at all the explosions. He then says to me "I'm 90 years old! If I wanted to kill myself, I'd have a hooker come sit in my lap!" Right there I started losing it. I was actually laughing in my sleep and I woke myself up.
The mind works in mysterious ways.