So, a couple weeks ago my mate  raidy posted his resume to a legit online job search service. A few days later, he received information about a secret shopper position, which he was rather excited about.

About a week passes, and the guy running the operation is getting a little fishy. He has an english name, yet cannot type or speak proper english (not to mention his accent is some sort of hispanic).

Here are the details of what  raidy is supposed to do: Take the $300 ($100 for shopping and $200 as a personal commision) to, uh, anywhere, and buy, uh, anything, and make a report on it. Oh, but wait, there's more. The check that's being sent to him (via UPS no less) is for $4000, $1900 of which is supposed to be western unioned to an address in London (where this guy supposedly lives, despite his company being located in california), and another $1800 to a guy in Los Gatos, CA (Note: This guy is not the same name). This is in order to "Evaluate Western Union." The check gets here today and, despite me telling him to just send it back and not have anything to do with it,  raidy accepts the package (which is postmarked with a return address in West Virginia that turns out to be a United Methodist Church, not to mention that, upon tracking the package via UPS tracker, we find that it came from Sunnyvale, CA) and opens it. Low-and-behold inside is a check for $4000 from a bank in Michigan! But wait, the router number on the check is for a similarly named bank in Chicago, Illinois. So yeah, that's where we're at right now. We're sending the check to the fraud offices in Salem soon, and hopefully this guy doesn't track us down and murder us in our sleep or something for fooling his $4000 counterfeit operation.

Anyways, that's all for now. I know I'm a bad writer and all, but I've been completely swamped with school and thus have gotten barely any work done on anything.

-DD