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MW3 Final Assessment
13 years ago
Okay.As many of my watchers might know I posted earlier how I was giving MW3 a second chance on the xbox360.
Well,I did.And it still sucks.I have to say this is the shittiest maps I've ever laid eyes on.Theres no fucking cover.No matter where you go you can't take a breather to reload without getting shot at.I can adapt to this pretty easily,but its just so fucking constant that it doesn't make for a very fluent playthrough.You're just constantly shooting or running away.
I mean even the lag time is fucking ridiculous.And this isn't just for MW3 its for almost ALL Call of booty.Getting put in a match with a shitty host is just god awful.Honsetly the game would be much more enjoyable if you weren't put in with horrible hosts.You can have the best connection in the world and it doesn't mean shit if your host has the crapiest connection.If that were the case why doesn't it choose the person with the BEST connection to host everytime?This lagging in the middle of a firefight is getting old.
The thing I loved about the other CoD is the leveling systems.They weren't complicated.You lvl up you get more guns.last game was a bit different.You lvl up and buy your guns.That was pretty cool,but now its all fucked up.EVERYTHING has a lvl.This piece of shit doesn't make sense sometimes.Like what's the point in you leveling up when your guns are still shit?There are just TOO many fucking levels.It complicates things and fucks everything up.
Shooter games are meant to be simple.You shoot shit and survive.Well,fucking survival is right up there next to impossible if you have no where to cover.And I don't mean like those campers.That just pisses me the fuck off.I HATE when you go to one room and this guy is there the entire match.What a puss.But I mean like have atleast something to cover your fucking heads from predator missles.I swear those things go off like every 5 seconds.I understand the game takes away a lot of the camping spots but they took away too many over head covers.There are some maps that if you're in the center you're fucked.There is nowhere to run.You see a predator missil the only thing you can do is shit your pants and hope it goes for someone else,but thats fucking stupid cause you always have some retards following you everywhere you go.
Another thing that bothers me has to be the way you die sometimes.You'll watch the killcam and the guy that kills you MISSES the entire time.Or you'll shoot them and they wont fucking die.I know they have the flak jackets,but if you unload an entire clip in someone they should die.Especially in the head.There should be a rule on this shit.If you get shot in the head you explode...thats it.You just fucking explode.I can't tell you how many times I've shot first.Got all the hit markers and somehow they kill me first.That doesn't make any sense at all.And when you're sniping and you shoot and get killed at the same time...well if your sniper makes the god damn noise that its firing then you should still get the kill or atleast get a hit marker.It doesnt make sense that the gun makes the sound its going off and doesnt fire a god damn thing.Did I pick up the only fucking gun filled with nerf darts or something?It might aswell this useless piece of shit.Why don't I just carry pillows around?Yeah that'll be fun.Let the feathers fucking fly.
This game is a god damn cheat.I can't tell you how fucking retarded this game can get.It's so god damn frustrating its like puking on a pile of dog shit.Yeah thats fucking fun.So pretty much when you're lvling up you need to specialize in a gun from the beginning and even when you don't fucking train a gun your shitty gun wont have attatchments to be more profficient.But lets get this straight..How do you lvl a gun?I guess you can lvl your skill with the gun,but thats not the case.You have to lvl to get equipment which implies you aren't training to get better with the gun.You're training to get attachments so you can get better with the gun.Which brings me round about.Why do you have to level every single fucking thing?
Now not everything in this game I think is bad
Spec ops survival.Now that was fucking sheer brilliance.Whoever thought this up was a god damn genious.Love the co op.Love the cash system and I totally am all for those new streaks you can just buy.Its NOTHING like the multiplayer on live.This shit is just legit.I love it.If this thing were a person I'd suck this things cock or tits or whatever.Spec ops has improved and its going in a good direction.It gives you simple instructions.Kill shit.The best part is you get to have a bit of downtime.You can actually fucking reload your guns without being paranoid about everything.
Well,I did.And it still sucks.I have to say this is the shittiest maps I've ever laid eyes on.Theres no fucking cover.No matter where you go you can't take a breather to reload without getting shot at.I can adapt to this pretty easily,but its just so fucking constant that it doesn't make for a very fluent playthrough.You're just constantly shooting or running away.
I mean even the lag time is fucking ridiculous.And this isn't just for MW3 its for almost ALL Call of booty.Getting put in a match with a shitty host is just god awful.Honsetly the game would be much more enjoyable if you weren't put in with horrible hosts.You can have the best connection in the world and it doesn't mean shit if your host has the crapiest connection.If that were the case why doesn't it choose the person with the BEST connection to host everytime?This lagging in the middle of a firefight is getting old.
The thing I loved about the other CoD is the leveling systems.They weren't complicated.You lvl up you get more guns.last game was a bit different.You lvl up and buy your guns.That was pretty cool,but now its all fucked up.EVERYTHING has a lvl.This piece of shit doesn't make sense sometimes.Like what's the point in you leveling up when your guns are still shit?There are just TOO many fucking levels.It complicates things and fucks everything up.
Shooter games are meant to be simple.You shoot shit and survive.Well,fucking survival is right up there next to impossible if you have no where to cover.And I don't mean like those campers.That just pisses me the fuck off.I HATE when you go to one room and this guy is there the entire match.What a puss.But I mean like have atleast something to cover your fucking heads from predator missles.I swear those things go off like every 5 seconds.I understand the game takes away a lot of the camping spots but they took away too many over head covers.There are some maps that if you're in the center you're fucked.There is nowhere to run.You see a predator missil the only thing you can do is shit your pants and hope it goes for someone else,but thats fucking stupid cause you always have some retards following you everywhere you go.
Another thing that bothers me has to be the way you die sometimes.You'll watch the killcam and the guy that kills you MISSES the entire time.Or you'll shoot them and they wont fucking die.I know they have the flak jackets,but if you unload an entire clip in someone they should die.Especially in the head.There should be a rule on this shit.If you get shot in the head you explode...thats it.You just fucking explode.I can't tell you how many times I've shot first.Got all the hit markers and somehow they kill me first.That doesn't make any sense at all.And when you're sniping and you shoot and get killed at the same time...well if your sniper makes the god damn noise that its firing then you should still get the kill or atleast get a hit marker.It doesnt make sense that the gun makes the sound its going off and doesnt fire a god damn thing.Did I pick up the only fucking gun filled with nerf darts or something?It might aswell this useless piece of shit.Why don't I just carry pillows around?Yeah that'll be fun.Let the feathers fucking fly.
This game is a god damn cheat.I can't tell you how fucking retarded this game can get.It's so god damn frustrating its like puking on a pile of dog shit.Yeah thats fucking fun.So pretty much when you're lvling up you need to specialize in a gun from the beginning and even when you don't fucking train a gun your shitty gun wont have attatchments to be more profficient.But lets get this straight..How do you lvl a gun?I guess you can lvl your skill with the gun,but thats not the case.You have to lvl to get equipment which implies you aren't training to get better with the gun.You're training to get attachments so you can get better with the gun.Which brings me round about.Why do you have to level every single fucking thing?
Now not everything in this game I think is bad
Spec ops survival.Now that was fucking sheer brilliance.Whoever thought this up was a god damn genious.Love the co op.Love the cash system and I totally am all for those new streaks you can just buy.Its NOTHING like the multiplayer on live.This shit is just legit.I love it.If this thing were a person I'd suck this things cock or tits or whatever.Spec ops has improved and its going in a good direction.It gives you simple instructions.Kill shit.The best part is you get to have a bit of downtime.You can actually fucking reload your guns without being paranoid about everything.
Q.Q im sorry im sorry i shouldn't have bought mw3
ill go now and suicide u.u
and yeah i think i can agree .. my little cousin has mw3 o.o in the ps3 tho
the only thing i enjoyed playing with him was survival and some co op missions around there
but when i saw him playing online and that weird lvl system i got uninterested
as of me, i never liked any COD stuff xD im more into 3rd person shooters
but here u seem like this was the most grand pile of bullshit a dinosaur would ever take pain to get through its intestines o.o
but yeah u should do more game reviews :3
so many swearing and stuff made it very interesting to read
i must tell i never read someone that has more than 3 lines ._. but this was worth it
i sort of have ADDs i think 6.6
but yeah -.-
peace around :3
That's precisely what I thought.Survival is the best thing to happen to CoD.Its my battle strategy for every shooter.Dont die and kill shit.Not to mention if you are downed you can pick each other back up.Its just an all around good time.
I'm actually going to post another one of these for Dead Island xD