Ok .... This one I snatched from FelineElement, who snagged it from the Mistress of Meme's Fluffball...
(I am such a sucker for these things....)


What color are your underwear/panties?
Oh Crap! I knew I forgot something this morning..... Mmmmm several different colors really, no pink though....

Do they have a design?
Nope

Girls, what color is your bra?
I'm a dude, no boobs. LOL

Is there a design?
(points up at last question)

what color are your socks?
White, always white....

Is there a design on them?
Aaaa no, I one pare that say Haynes on the toe though, that count?

Are you a virgin?
No, That went bye bye a long time ago...

Happy that way?
Yep (evil grins)

What is your favorite sex position?
Any position that she likes the best, I'm flexible....

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Straight, but don't hold that against me....

Do you look at hentai?
Rather look at furries,,,

Real porn?
Yea, but still rather look at furries,,,

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Yea. Write some too. There is a good site called Sofurry....

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Mmmm not much.

Who was your first kiss with?
A girl in 5th grade. She did it on a dare from her friends. She must have liked it because she keep coming back to sneak more... T hoes were good days (sigh)

Are they of the opposite sex?
no....

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No. Well there was a friend who kissed me and ran like hell LOL.

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Friends? Yes, Strangers, no....

What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
Watch for a bit. Wait until they were were finished, set them both down and discuss it and where things are going. I'm a forgiving soul and accommodating but if the relationship is ending then why beat around the bush....

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Nope

If so, where?
See last question.

Do you have any tattoos?
Mmmm thinking about it.

If so, where?
Arms (NO! That hurts too much!!)

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Not to my knowledge. I have one cub but she is adopted....

Ever done any illegal drugs?
I was in collage once. But only once.

If so, which ones?
Pot. Discovered I don't like it....

Have you ever cheated on someone?
There is very few who have lived as long as I have and doesn't have their transgressions. I also believe in honesty and communication.

Ever been cheated on?
Yes. She brought it to me and we talked it through. I didn't make demands and she didn't make promises, but our love did grow stronger.

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Not yet LOL

Do you own any sex toys?
Mmmmm, yea.... one or two LOL

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
A cousin, but she wasn't blood relations and we were only 10 LOL

Have you ever masturbated?
Aaaa should I stop now?

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Yeaa (blush)

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Oh YEA! (goes from blush to grins)

Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
Male, I use rubbers unless she doesn't want me to....

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Mmmm I have a couple stories out there LOL.

Do you swear in front of your parents?
Not much.

Do they care?
Dad was understanding when he was teaching me to use tools LOL.

Are you uncomfortable yet?
No.... But you didn't ask all the right questions. Want to try again? LOL

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
No! Trinity dared me to do it!!!! LOL


*Ducks the virtual shoe Trinity tosses at me.*