Torolf entered her like she was a lottery.

What.

LOTTERY SNOOTCH!

DICK ATTACK.

man...I hate it when people use their dick to attack me, you know?

Yeahhhh

heh...sorry ^w^;;

HAHA! That is too funny!

Gallaping abs, I read that right didn't I...didn't I...HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GET PUBLISHED

Bro
Twilight is published
it's half a step up from that

*cries over the state of humanity that shit like this gets published* Good news is I guess it gives me hope I might get published one day.

How do you attack with your dick? :S

*grabs Dick Van Dyke by the legs and swings him at a punching bag*

That's how.

u so smart

.... Why do I imagine a Pokemon trainer going "DICK ATTACK!"? XD

Which then became wet.

ABS GALLOPING

I need you...SEXUALLY.

… Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath. Hilda was sitting on the floor, her round, wet boobs still wet from the shower’s water. She dried off the water with a towel, which then became wet.

Wet.

Goodness me, I couldn't help but jus burst out laughing while reading that. Now I want to read the whole novel if the rest of it is anything like that scene. xD

Dick aneurysm.. Dick Parkinson's.. Galloping abs..
The terms, the phrases... "Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it."
It's all.. so.. GENIUS.

But seriously, I don't think Sandra Hill has ever had sex. I refuse to believe she has after reading that. That wasn't sex, that was comedy.

She felt fulfilled with (sexual) fulfillment. ... Actually I'm not going to quote any more. I've half a mind to send this to my English teacher in secondary school. He'd have a head aneurism. XD

Effing brilliantly fail, this. But it's obviously a WOMEN'S book so NATURALLY it's about cheating on your gardener/strangerwholiveswithyou/ex(es), FORBIDDENLY.

oh
my
god

:U ....Wat.