And by that I mean "happy anniversary of the day your tiny blue goopy self oozed out of some chemical tank and/or meteorite and/or old wizard's cauldron and began to automatically attempt to subsume/consume/dissolve any bugs stupid enough to investigate the minuscule, mindless puddle that you were at the time.. until you had enough mass to create some kind of core that somehow grew something like a brain some time later"
And by that I mean "happy anniversary of the day your tiny blue goopy self oozed out of some chemical tank and/or meteorite and/or old wizard's cauldron and began to automatically attempt to subsume/consume/dissolve any bugs stupid enough to investigate the minuscule, mindless puddle that you were at the time.. until you had enough mass to create some kind of core that somehow grew something like a brain some time later"
Now give the demongoo his cake or you'll add to him too and make him a birdnaga with your mass >:3
...Happ Birfdur.